apdiddy Posted September 1 Report Share Posted September 1 list your favorites, inspired by cazzi said, you buy this fuckin car or i'll break your fuckin head...------------------300 barrels of ether and 50 immigrants with fake visas... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cazz926 Posted September 1 Report Share Posted September 1 I love Sal,but also..."Sue you, sue everybody"I'll hit your fucking head with a ratchet.------------------Din Da Da Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j303j Posted September 1 Report Share Posted September 1 do u want me to bring my fuckin tools!!!!------------------ALWAYS ORIGINATE NEVER PIRATE......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glynis Posted September 1 Report Share Posted September 1 than i choke staff member------------------Go Here For Your Complementary fuck in the face./>http://www.filmexperts.com/jay/f_face2/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jilly Posted September 1 Report Share Posted September 1 Hahahaha..omg..I LOOOVE the jerky boys..esp. good to listen to the cd's on long car rides...my fav..damn..lemme think...here's a few..- "and da snake went and stung me in da eye!"- " how do they do this laser..do they poke at your ass with a hot poker" (ie the warts on the ass shtick)ahhh..so many more...------------------"When you think you've tried every road..Every avenue..Take one more look..At what you found old..And in it you'll find something new"-DMSmoknjilly@aol.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tripinchick Posted September 1 Report Share Posted September 1 I can pull large pieces of furniture out of my ass*I think thats how it goes*------------------** Shake It Baby **~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ -Tchick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cazz926 Posted September 1 Report Share Posted September 1 I woke up with my pants unbuttoned.(How many times has that REALLY happened to to you)------------------Din Da Da Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frankie_pep Posted September 1 Report Share Posted September 1 -Franks got a funny little scene goin' on at his party and wants Sparky to put on a show there. -Frank wanted to get a break on the price of his roofing but instead got some mexicans playin' around on his roof. -Peter was hurt bad when Jack and his friends were firing potatos at him-Jack wants the security guard to keep him "in line."-Sol is willing to pay 100 bucks for the security guard to throw a real good beating on him. http://www.prankcallsunlimited.com/ ------------------ Put some pep in your step Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cazz926 Posted September 1 Report Share Posted September 1 Originally posted by frankie_pep:-Franks got a funny little scene goin' on at his party and wants Sparky to put on a show there. -Frank wanted to get a break on the price of his roofing but instead got some mexicans playin' around on his roof. -Peter was hurt bad when Jack and his friends were firing potatos at him-Jack wants the security guard to keep him "in line."-Sol is willing to pay 100 bucks for the security guard to throw a real good beating on him. <A HREF="/cgi-bin/redir.cgi?url=http://www.prankcallsunlimited.com/" TARGET=_blank>http://www.prankcallsunlimited.com/</A> THANK YOU FOR THE WEBSITE!!!!let the lollygagging begin!!!------------------Din Da Da Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
apdiddy Posted September 1 Author Report Share Posted September 1 Originally posted by cazz926:I woke up with my pants unbuttoned.(How many times has that REALLY happened to to you)who told you about that?------------------300 barrels of ether and 50 immigrants with fake visas... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jilly Posted September 1 Report Share Posted September 1 "I paint everthing. I'm so good, people call me rubberneck""my aaaaass is killin me"------------------"When you think you've tried every road..Every avenue..Take one more look..At what you found old..And in it you'll find something new"-DMSmoknjilly@aol.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
apdiddy Posted September 1 Author Report Share Posted September 1 shut the fuck up! my family's dying and you want to give me coupon!this is kissel, u killed uncle freddy!get bret ware I said!------------------300 barrels of ether and 50 immigrants with fake visas... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jilly Posted September 1 Report Share Posted September 1 Thank you people for posting this...I needed a good laugh right now -J------------------"When you think you've tried every road..Every avenue..Take one more look..At what you found old..And in it you'll find something new"-DMSmoknjilly@aol.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tripinchick Posted September 1 Report Share Posted September 1 Hee hee hee..Thanks for the site....ha ha ha..I can't stop laughing -I'm a crazy silly fresh DJ.... BAM!--I got crazy silly gumby gold-Ahhahahaha*Holding side doubled over in pain from laughing so hard*------------------** Shake It Baby **~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ -Tchick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dzadza Posted September 1 Report Share Posted September 1 Peter is hurt... His ass is blue...What kinda people are you? What kinda business is dit?I need some security... I'm very insercure.------------------May be one day I'll be an honest man... Up till now I do the best I can. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eggmok Posted September 1 Report Share Posted September 1 the pizza was poisoned . . .shut the fuck up . . .---------------------------------------------Life is too short to be small. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vejita Posted September 1 Report Share Posted September 1 I BOMB YOUR PEOPLE! YOU DO NOT BE TREATING ME THIS WAY!THE SNAKE, IT BIT MY EYE! *toodaloodaloo*-------------------=Vejita=-"Live through the week. Live for the weekend." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trance604 Posted September 1 Report Share Posted September 1 The Motherfucking tape dont go in the motherfuckin vcr. when i try to open the motherfucker, it dont motherfuckin work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The ANSWER Posted September 1 Report Share Posted September 1 "yeah u served us those fava beans... my wife is lying in a pool of her own vomit & piss...i'm gonna come down there and make you eat your shoe!!""pieces?..no, ww-wtf.. pounds, baby..pounds"[This message has been edited by The ANSWER (edited 09-01-2000).] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzojournilist Posted September 1 Report Share Posted September 1 the best was the old Italian GuySIM!SIM!(sam)you give me bushal tomatoes- not freshyou send me corn on tha cock i don't want corn on tha cock!SIM! What are you doing?-------------------------------------yeah you have Big job there and I here ??como si chiamafanning my balls!------------------When the going gets weirdthe weird turns pro... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzojournilist Posted September 1 Report Share Posted September 1 SIM! SIM! this is TONY- ...SIMOUS!!! from niclous delithe tomatos SIM!u give me corn on the cack i don't want corn on the cack!___________________________________________Jack torres is able to pull large peices of furniture out of his asshe also burns himself on stage and beats monkeys up there tooto book Jack Torres for your parties EMAIL me REEF@SMFFL.com------------------When the going gets weirdthe weird turns pro... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crackorn Posted September 1 Report Share Posted September 1 Me and you, we'll take the truck for a test drive. I speed, I pop wheelies......------------------Uh-oh, I'm REALLY fucked up.THE HOUSE THAT DIGWEED BUILT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pikachu Posted September 1 Report Share Posted September 1 they rubbed sand on my ass-neck and I was very hurt with that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dollabill25 Posted September 1 Report Share Posted September 1 They call me big hock Big Cock? No! Big Hock! What are you playing a game with me ? O.k what do you weigh I weigh 245 , I got hamstrings like, like animals. I run through walls. You give me the shot I'm gonna run through walls for you. I love that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
voice Posted September 1 Report Share Posted September 1 Its about me coming down there and dancing you fuck? Eric said I should talk to you,how bout it...Im a real hummdinger!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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