ynicholas Posted September 7 Report Share Posted September 7 "How Old Am I?"A man decides to have a face-lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000and feels really good about the results. On his way home, he stops ata newsstand and buys a paper.Before leaving, he says to the sales clerk, "I hope you don't mind measking, but how old do you think I am?""About 35," was the reply."I'm actually 47," the man says, feeling really happy.After that, he goes into McDonalds for lunch and asks the clerk thesame question.The reply is, "Oh, you look about 29"."I am actually 47."Later, while standing at a bus stop, he asks an old woman the samequestion.She replies, "I am 85 years old, and my eyesight is going. But when Iwas young, there was a sure way of telling a man's age. If I put myhand down your pants and play with your balls for 10 minutes, I willbe able to tell you your exact age."As there was no one around, the man thinks, What the hell andlets her slip her hand down his pants.Ten minutes later, the old lady says, "Okay, it's done. You are 47."Stunned, the man says, "That was brilliant. How did you do that?"The old lady replies, "I was behind you at McDonalds."------------------Chi tace acconsente. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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