shadowchaser Posted September 11 Report Share Posted September 11 Naughty Fairy Tales # 1Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the woods when suddenly the Big Bad Wolf jumped out from behind a tree, and holding a Machete to Her throat, said, 'Red, I'm going to screw your brains out.'To that, Little Red Riding Hood calmly reached into her picnic basket and pulled out a .44 magnum and pointed it at him and said, 'No you're not. You're going to eat me, just like it says in the book'Naughty Fairy Tales # 2Pinocchio had a human girlfriend who would sometimes complain about splinters whenever they had sex. Pinocchio, therefore, went to visit Gepetto to see if he could help.Gepetto suggested he try a little sand paper wherever indicated, andPinocchio skipped away enlightened. A couple of weeks later, Gepetto saw Pinocchio bouncing happily through town and asked him, 'How's the girlfriend?' Pinocchio replied, 'Who needs a girlfriend?Naughty Fairy Tales # 3Snow White saw Pinocchio walking through the woods so she ran up behind him, knocked him flat on his back, and then sat on his face crying, 'Lie to me, Lie to me' Naughty Fairy Tales # 4Cinderella wants to go to the ball, but her wicked stepmother won't lether. As Cinderella sits crying in the garden, her fairy godmother appears and promises to provide Cinderella with everything she needs to go to the ball but only on two conditions. 'First, you must wear a diaphragm.'Cinderella agrees. 'What's the second?''You must be home by 2 a.m. any later and your diaphragm will turn into a pumpkin.'Cinderella agrees to be home by 2 a.m. The appointed hour comes and goes, and Cinderella doesn't show up. Finally, at 5 a.m., Cinderella shows up, lookinglove-struck and **very** satisfied.'Where have you been?' demands the fairy godmother. 'Your diaphragm was supposed to turn into a pumpkin three hours ago''I met a prince, Fairy Godmother. He took care of everything.''I know of no prince with that kind of power. Tell me his name' .'I can't remember, exactly ... Peter Peter, something or other....'Naughty Fairy Tales #5Mickey Mouse and Mini Mouse were in divorce court and the Judge said to Mickey, 'You say here that your wife is crazy.'Mickey replied, 'No I didn't. I said she is fuckin' Goofy.' ------------------"Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it." shadowchaser076@aol.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djchris Posted September 11 Report Share Posted September 11 LMFAO ------------------It's all in the music Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rachel1997 Posted September 11 Report Share Posted September 11 HA HA!!!!!!!!!! That's a good one!!! It's good my boss just left!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
divalicious Posted September 11 Report Share Posted September 11 OMG...fuuuunny i luv #1 and #4...heeheeheeheeheehaha ------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nlichau Posted September 11 Report Share Posted September 11 Ha Ha HaThat was the funniest thing I've read all day. Thanks my Job is sucking today and I really needed a good laugh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nlichau Posted September 11 Report Share Posted September 11 Sorry I am tired today I meant to send you this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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