laurentgarnier Posted September 19 Report Share Posted September 19 I am gonna offer her a bag of crank and a rim job for a gig at Twilo. I am sexier than most of those tired ass Chelsea muscle queens. And I'm French.Come on guys, Danny Howells on Sat? Whats up with that? Not that I am jelous or anything but I mean really, he couldnt carry my dick.What did he ever release. I did 'Crispy Bacon'! Anyone....'Crispy Bacon'...Bueller...Come on guys! God damn, if I said I co-wrote 'for an angel' everyone would go ape shit for me. Come on people they loved me in Ibiza.Junior, if your reading this call my booking agent, Phil Smith has the number, its on the top of his copy of the restraining order. And tell Phil I'm really not stalking him either. It's just been a big misunderstanding really.Au Revoir,Laurent Garnier Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
apdiddy Posted September 19 Report Share Posted September 19 fool u better quit playerhatin and go talk to supergreg. he can get you some gigs at the local discotechque in turkey!------------------mmmmnnnn donuts...*drool* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest genevieve Posted September 19 Report Share Posted September 19 Léche moi le cul!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
apdiddy Posted September 19 Report Share Posted September 19 i like the signature *drool*------------------mmmmnnnn donuts...*drool* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
envy7100 Posted September 19 Report Share Posted September 19 I've got it, but.......If Madonna callsIM NOT HERE------------------"I dreamed that you bewitched me into bed And sung me moon-struck, kissed me quite insane. (I think I made you up inside my head.)" --Sylvia Plath Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest cosmicgirl Posted September 19 Report Share Posted September 19 genevieve, that signature is sooooo phat------------------What goes on?!?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lightinggirl Posted September 19 Report Share Posted September 19 Originally posted by mixemdarker:I've got it, but.......If Madonna callsIM NOT HERELMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ------------------lightinggirl@hotmail.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ynicholas Posted September 19 Report Share Posted September 19 Originally posted by genevieve:Léche moi le cul!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What does that mean? (Lick me?)------------------Non esco con Tizio, Caio e Sempronio. Forse Caio! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest genevieve Posted September 19 Report Share Posted September 19 Lick my ass!!!!!!------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadowchaser Posted September 19 Report Share Posted September 19 I've got her number.....1-800-BALL-BUSTER------------------ "Do you still dream...do you still dream like me...infectious corruptive dreams."shadowchaser076@aol.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoelS Posted September 19 Report Share Posted September 19 He Laurent c'est cool de t'avoir sur le board.Une chose est sure, si tu etais vraiment Laurent Garnier, tu saurais que tu joues bientot dans une boites a NYC mais bon c'est quand meme cool de te voir poster ici.Tu peux etre sur que quand tu joueras je vais venir specialement de Boston pour t'entendre, meme si tu joues dans une boite qui ne me branche pas trop. Tu as interet a mettre LE FEU!!! J'ai confiance, tu le fairas."The man with the red face" est, de loin, l'un des meilleurs morceaux de l'an 2000.A bientot,Pelures,Joël S.PS: Meme si tu n'est pas Laurent Garnier tu as interet a repondre et en Francais, s'il te plait! (sinon je te fait une tete au carre) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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