david_letterman Posted September 21 Report Share Posted September 21 Number Ten: The squiggy was starting to wear out.Number Nine: Couldn't remember if the Crispy McChicken was Extra Value Meal #5 or #6.Number Eight: It's better than those early mornings hustling at the Port Authority bus station.Number Seven:Have you seen the size of the knockers on some of those chicks at Exit.Number Six: Application for "Survivor II" was overlooked.Number Five:You can only collect disability for 'jussa-long" until an investigation begins.Number Four:It was getting hard to sell The New York Post in traffic; what, with the Internet and all.Number Three:Needed something to do in between waking up with a hangover, and going out to load up on drugs.Number Two:Someone needs to litter the streets with all those useless flyers, they don't just jump out there themselves you know.And, Last but not least, Ladies and Gentlemen;The Number One Reason People Become New York City Night Club Promoters:After Rudy's war on Pornography in Times Square,they downsized the mop-jockey roster at Peep-World. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artful Posted September 21 Report Share Posted September 21 Hmmm... ------------------ <I'm a Fire-starter> --- When the Artful speaksHAPPY HALLOWEEN!!! "Takin' out the suckas, and they don't know how I did it!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cazz926 Posted September 21 Report Share Posted September 21 Classic!!!!------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILL HOUSE YOU Posted September 21 Report Share Posted September 21 FUCKING HILARIOUS...------------------ "Music is my mistress, and she plays second fiddle to no one." Louis Armstrong FeelTheseBeats@aol.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peccatrice Posted September 21 Report Share Posted September 21 and how Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lightinggirl Posted September 21 Report Share Posted September 21 YOU ROCK!!!!!!!! That was AWESOME!!!!!!!LMFAO!!!!!!!!! ------------------lightinggirl@hotmail.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blueangel Posted September 21 Report Share Posted September 21 That was seriously hillarious!! BlueAngel------------------"Live as if your were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
envy7100 Posted September 21 Report Share Posted September 21 LOL!!!!ButYou forgot:The easiest pickup line ever!"I do a list here, pull a whole 10 people and make 50$, therefore YOU should want to SUCK MY DICK! I am a PROMOTER after all!"------------------"I dreamed that you bewitched me into bed And sung me moon-struck, kissed me quite insane. (I think I made you up inside my head.)" --Sylvia Plath Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzojournilist Posted September 21 Report Share Posted September 21 cazz926:holy shit that signiture is hilariousthat's the dude that plays ping pong from the letterman show------------------When the going gets weirdthe weird turns pro... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PinkFloyd40 Posted September 21 Report Share Posted September 21 HAHA funny shit -Rob------------------"And thus they give the time, that Nature meantFor peaceful sleep and meditative snores,To ceaseless din and mindless merrimentAnd waste of shoes and floors." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kay parker jr. Posted September 22 Report Share Posted September 22 this guy is an asssholewhat you think your so cool or somethin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pilla Posted September 22 Report Share Posted September 22 good onestarted my day right------------------music is an escape from reality----------- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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