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well..ths isn't the best line in the world..but it was a new one used on me on thursday...idea for you guys out there..haha

This guy comes up to me and says.."Excuse me..have you seen Kimmy?" so I'm like..well..what does she look like..so he says "well..she's not half as goodlooking as you..." hahahaha interesting tactic

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i think the best line has to be from goodfellas

"business is slow, fuck you pay me: place went on fire, fuck you pay me: place got hit by lightning, fuck you pay me."

defiantly a classic

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i like these guys they are funny guys .......shoot on of them

and also

Would u say i have a plethora of pinyattas? Si senor u have a plethora of pinyattas. Do u even know what a plethora is? NO senor i dont. Then how can u say i have a plethora if u dont know what a plethora is

From " The Three Amigos

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i like these guys they are funny guys .......shoot on of them

and also

Would u say i have a plethora of pinyattas? Si senor u have a plethora of pinyattas. Do u even know what a plethora is? NO senor i dont. Then how can u say i have a plethora if u dont know what a plethora is

From " The Three Amigos

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i like the one from gladiator:

"my name is maximus, father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife, and i vow to someday have my revenge..."

its somethin like that...i like the one from the Tick cartoons too...the quote in my sig.

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i can think of a bunch but one that stands out is from "the house of yes"

"is that a gun"

"no it's a camera that looks like a gun"

..."it's being gunesque, gun-like, gunnonic"

-ok, so not so good when you actually write it out.

oh-and anything from "fight club"

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