LikmyLipz Posted January 8 Report Share Posted January 8 What's the difference between a penis and a prick?A penis is fun, sexy and satisfying.....A prick is the guy who owns it. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~Behind every great man is a great woman... andbehind every great woman is some guy staring at her ass! ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If yousee him without a boner, make him a sandwich ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~Did you hear that Viagra now comes in a nasalspray? It's for Dickheads! ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~Why do men always pay more for car insurance?Women don't get blow jobswhile they're behind the wheel. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~A friend of mine used alcohol as a substitute forwomen. You know what happened? He got his penis stuck in the neck ofthe bottle! ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~Men are like bagpipes... You won't get anythingunless you blow them first. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~If Eve wore a fig leaf, what did Adam wear? Ahole in it. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~Why don't men wear tight underwear? It cuts offcirculation to the brain! ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~What's the definition of a bastard? A man whoboinks you all night with a 2 inch penis, then kisses you goodbye with a 12inch tongue. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~Why don't blondes in San Francisco wear shortblack mini skirts? Cause their balls show.------------------~LiPz~ aim:LikmyLipzicq:101504929"if g-d hates freaks so much, then why did he create them? Freaks are like gormet dishes in SoHo restaurants. Cucuembers with lemon mousse on salmon baked with chocolate. It dosen't make sence. Its inedible. But some chef keeps comming up with more and more bizarre combinations. And theres always people to eat them."/>http://hometown.aol.com/lipzlipzlipz/LIPZ.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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