Dry, But Kinda Funny .....

[LikmyLipz]

What's the difference between a penis and a prick?

A penis is fun, sexy and satisfying.....

A prick is the guy who owns it.

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Behind every great man is a great woman... and

behind every great woman is some guy staring at her ass!

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Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you

see him without a boner, make him a sandwich

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Did you hear that Viagra now comes in a nasal

spray? It's for Dickheads!

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Why do men always pay more for car insurance?

Women don't get blow jobs

while they're behind the wheel.

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A friend of mine used alcohol as a substitute for

women. You know what happened? He got his penis stuck in the neck of

the bottle!

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Men are like bagpipes... You won't get anything

unless you blow them first.

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If Eve wore a fig leaf, what did Adam wear? A

hole in it.

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Why don't men wear tight underwear? It cuts off

circulation to the brain!

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What's the definition of a bastard? A man who

boinks you all night with a 2 inch penis, then kisses you goodbye with a 12

inch tongue.

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Why don't blondes in San Francisco wear short

black mini skirts? Cause their balls show.

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~LiPz~

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