gonzojournilist Posted January 7 Report Share Posted January 7 I'm trying to sleep it's 9 am and there is a birds nest under my air conditioner. These mutherfuckers can't stop chirping and my cat banging it's head to the airconditioner unit trying to get em isn't helping either. I'm about to take a ladder go outside and toss these creatures across the street.------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ezdreamer Posted January 7 Report Share Posted January 7 Dude, if you got a nest under your a/c, it means you also got all kindas nasty bugs along wtih it. Seriously, get that shit taken care of or you got find yourself full of ants, fleas, etc... crawling up your ass.------------------I had a dream... a wet dream... looks like God is pissing on me again... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goclick Posted January 7 Report Share Posted January 7 I say let chickies live--don't funck with mother nature. Every life form needs a chance at life( except for roaches, rats,etc)if they really bother u,,transfer them somewhere elseI know I wouldn't have wanted for anybody to fuck with my cradle when I was a baby...I would have been pissed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keshiki Posted January 7 Report Share Posted January 7 Gonzo you are too delicious. I live in SoHo where it is loud as fuck and I can't sleep without earplugs...so try those instead of killing little innocent chickies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ggfella4 Posted January 7 Report Share Posted January 7 yo, i had the same problems with teh birds ontop of the a/c. what u gotta do is, put a block of wood on top of it so that there is no room on top of the a/c. it worked for me. my dad put the wood on top of all of our a/c's and it worked really well.good luckpeace out,gianni------------------AIM: GGFELLA4EMAIL: iannuzzi4@yahoo.com HOMER DANCING TO JOINTS!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blueangel Posted January 7 Report Share Posted January 7 Originally posted by goclick:if they really bother u,,transfer them somewhere elseIf the bird has eggs in there then you CAN NOT touch it!!! She will kill the eggs, destroyt he nest and leave in fear!PLEASE DO NOT TAMPER WITH IT!! After the babies get old enough they will leave peacefully.BlueAngel------------------"We all suffer from the preoccupation that there exists . . . in the loved one, perfection." -Sydney Portier Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boa_boy Posted January 8 Report Share Posted January 8 Crank some toons dude, u may not get asleep as quickly but surely anything's an improvement ------------------ ...........And the latest ETA 4 NYC is end Jan 2001 (I love the INS!)-----------------> boa_boy@yahoo.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.sick Posted January 8 Report Share Posted January 8 just kill the damn birds. jk ------------------"I want my two dollars!" [This message has been edited by mr.sick (edited 01-07-2001).] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzojournilist Posted January 8 Author Report Share Posted January 8 I sobered up and decided on not harming the birds...actually I was just to lazy to do anything about itStill thinking about getting rid of them though EZdreamer scared the shit out me with his knowledge, I definitly do not need bugs in this room. ------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ezdreamer Posted January 8 Report Share Posted January 8 Originally posted by gonzojournilist:Still thinking about getting rid of them though EZdreamer scared the shit out me with his knowledge, I definitly do not need bugs in this room. I wasn't kidding either. My friend had a nest just like you in his a/c... next thing you know bugs are crawling all over the place... they had to call the exterminator.------------------I had a dream... a wet dream... looks like God is pissing on me again... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest jesuki1 Posted January 8 Report Share Posted January 8 another thing - i kept my a/c in my window into the fall, and water started collecting in it. dunno if it was rain or condensation, but one night, i had nightmares of being bitten by bugs all night. and when i finally woke up, i had mosquito bites all over me! and this during the west nile scare! i took my a/c out of the window the next night! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nlichau Posted January 8 Report Share Posted January 8 I don't think birds lay eggs in the winter...The chicks would die in the cold. ------------------The music makes the people come together... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzojournilist Posted January 10 Author Report Share Posted January 10 Originally posted by nikkisticks:I don't think birds lay eggs in the winter...The chicks would die in the cold. If you want check it outI'll take a picture of the fuckers, after I toss them to the street.------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glowbabie Posted January 10 Report Share Posted January 10 Please dont hurt the birds.Im sure you can call someone to have um moved. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ezdreamer Posted January 10 Report Share Posted January 10 Originally posted by gonzojournilist: If you want check it outI'll take a picture of the fuckers, after I toss them to the street.So are they eggs or chicks?If they're eggs make an omelet... if they're chicks... you can always cook 'em and skip KFC... yummy...------------------I had a dream... a wet dream... looks like God is pissing on me again... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzojournilist Posted January 10 Author Report Share Posted January 10 Originally posted by glowbabie:Please dont hurt the birds.Im sure you can call someone to have um moved. I was only kidding with tossing them across the streetIf I hire someone chances are they will kill em alsoI was thinking of moving the nest to the window of my Garage this thursday on my day off...But chances are the mother will not go to the garage with itand my cat will show at my door step with dead chicks------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzojournilist Posted January 10 Author Report Share Posted January 10 Originally posted by ezdreamer: So are they eggs or chicks?If they're eggs make an omelet... if they're chicks... you can always cook 'em and skip KFC... yummy...there chicks and I guess they just hatched because before this weekend I had peace and quiet here...I think I am gonna save money on cat food this week------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ezdreamer Posted January 10 Report Share Posted January 10 Originally posted by gonzojournilist: there chicks and I guess they just hatched because before this weekend I had peace and quiet here...I think I am gonna save money on cat food this weekWhat kinda birds? Pigeons which are rats with wings or the cute little kind that one can have a hard time aiming a BB gun to it? (kidding, I'm kidding)------------------I had a dream... a wet dream... looks like God is pissing on me again... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzojournilist Posted January 10 Author Report Share Posted January 10 Originally posted by ezdreamer: What kinda birds? Pigeons which are rats with wings or the cute little kind that one can have a hard time aiming a BB gun to it? (kidding, I'm kidding)lolI can't see up thereI doubt there pigeons because the space is so smallso it has to be the cute little ones If you wanna come by with the gun, I got a red lazar pointer maybe that can help you outgotta get some sleep peace------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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