shadowchaser Posted January 17 Report Share Posted January 17 Sure most of her pals are acceptable, or at least unobstrusive. But there's always one who's secretly or not so secretly trying to sabotage your relationship...Enemy#1: The Sad Singlethe proflie: She's been a hopless wreck ever sincer her boyfriend of five years left her that 18 year old tennis sensation.the problem: she needs constant consolation, and now your girlfriend's always playing nurse to her instead of playing doctor with you.the solution: tell your girlfriend, "it's great that you're so supportive of your friend, but there comes a time when every adult must go through this alone." Enemy #2 : The Feminazithe profile: she practices yoga, hasn't shaved since jerry garcia died, replies to your polite hellos, "quit staring at my breasts".the problem: she tries to persuade your girlfreind that men are evil beings. Goodbye poker night, hello couple's counseling.the solution: tell your girlfriend the Feminazi's reminds you of a freind who was ina cult. Exaggerate her eccentricities and punctuate your own chivalry by saying. " I hope I'm not repressing your spirituality." Her friend wil start to seem like a freak and you'll be home free.Enemy #3: The Commiment Junkie:the profile: she's alaways discussing babies, rings, and real estate. She says things like, "if he hasn't asked yet, maybe he's too immature."the problem: She'll land you squarely on the fast track to diaper duty.the solution: explain to your girlfriend that your relationship can't be subjected to the usual rules. Tell her you want to move forward. but no one besides the two of you can determine your timetable. Warning: Don't compromise by setting a tenative date.Enemy #4: The Flirtthe profile: her favorite game is stip poker, she comes to brunch in a bikini and her hugs are way too familiar.the problem: she's just so tempting.the solution: you're kidding right?------------------got drama?[This message has been edited by shadowchaser (edited 01-17-2001).] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
missincognito Posted January 17 Report Share Posted January 17 Ha!~ That was cute!! ------------------ *~**~*~**~~ No man/woman is worth your tears... and the only one who would be- would never make you cry ~~**~*~**~*AIM MissIncognito13 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
back2basics- Posted January 17 Report Share Posted January 17 LOL, that's one of the best things i have seen for a while.------------------I want to go out blazing..not fade away.I can STILL resist ANYTHING but temptation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bratnik Posted January 17 Report Share Posted January 17 Thats hysterical!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarahb53 Posted January 17 Report Share Posted January 17 That is highly creative and very amusing! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crackorn Posted January 17 Report Share Posted January 17 YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!------------------Too crazy for Boys Town, too much of a boy for Crazy Town.I'm C.O.'d.AIM: crackorn71 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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