rachel1997 Posted January 22 Report Share Posted January 22 TODAY'S LOL! 10 WORDS THAT DON'T EXIST, BUT SHOULD1. AQUADEXTROUS (ak wa deks'trus) adj. Possessing the ability to turn the bathtub tap on and off with your toes.2. CARPERPETUATION (kar'pur pet u a shun) n. The act, when vacuuming, of running over a string or a piece of lint at least a dozen times, reaching over and picking it up, examining it, then putting it back down to give the vacuum one more chance.3. DISCONFECT (dis kon fekt') v. To sterilize the piece of confection (lolly) you dropped on the floor by blowing on it, assuming this will somehow 'remove' all the germs.4. ELBONICS (el bon'iks) n. The actions of two people maneuvering for one armrest in a movie theater.5. FRUST (frust) n. The small line of debris that refuses to be swept onto the dust pan and keeps backing a person across the room until he finally decides to give up and sweep it under the rug.6. LACTOMANGULATION (lak' to man gyu lay' shun) n. Manhandling the "open here" spout on a milk container so badly that one has to resort to the 'illegal' side.7. PEPPIER (peph ee ay') n. The waiter at a fancy restaurant whose sole purpose seems to be walking around asking diners if they want fresh ground pepper.8. PHONESIA (fo nee' zhuh) n. The affliction of dialing a phone number and forgetting whom you were calling just as they answer.9. PUPKUS (pup'kus) n. The moist residue left on a window after a dog presses its nose to it.10. TELECRASTINATION (tel e kras tin ay' shun) n. The act of always letting the phone ring at least twice before you pick it up, even when you're only six inches away.--Submitted by the Magical Toni Usuriello------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tiestoisgod Posted January 22 Report Share Posted January 22 lol, i like the second one------------------"There was a time before we were born when the soul of each one of us decreed that we be brought into life. We have all made a place for ourselves on this earth, each life precious, each path different. But we all share the same goal of inner peace and it is there within us all to be discovered, and it can only be discovered through love." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nycetouch Posted January 22 Report Share Posted January 22 Originally posted by rachel1997:TODAY'S LOL! 10 WORDS THAT DON'T EXIST, BUT SHOULD2. CARPERPETUATION (kar'pur pet u a shun) n. The act, when vacuuming, of running over a string or a piece of lint at least a dozen times, reaching over and picking it up, examining it, then putting it back down to give the vacuum one more chance.5. FRUST (frust) n. The small line of debris that refuses to be swept onto the dust pan and keeps backing a person across the room until he finally decides to give up and sweep it under the rug.6. LACTOMANGULATION (lak' to man gyu lay' shun) n. Manhandling the "open here" spout on a milk container so badly that one has to resort to the 'illegal' side.Hillarious!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crackorn Posted January 22 Report Share Posted January 22 I need SERIOUS help for number 8.------------------Too crazy for Boys Town, too much of a boy for Crazy Town.I may not be here but I'll always be there.AIM: crackorn71 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmb1975 Posted January 22 Report Share Posted January 22 Funny!!1 There used to be a show on HBO, I can't for life of me remember what it was...its has to be like 10 years ago...they had a segment like this...the words were called sniglets....anyone???------------------i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tiestoisgod Posted January 22 Report Share Posted January 22 Originally posted by cmb1975:Funny!!1 There used to be a show on HBO, I can't for life of me remember what it was...its has to be like 10 years ago...they had a segment like this...the words were called sniglets....anyone???Not necessarily the news maybe?------------------"There was a time before we were born when the soul of each one of us decreed that we be brought into life. We have all made a place for ourselves on this earth, each life precious, each path different. But we all share the same goal of inner peace and it is there within us all to be discovered, and it can only be discovered through love." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foxyroxy20 Posted January 22 Report Share Posted January 22 Originally posted by Crackorn:I need SERIOUS help for number 8.LOL-ur not the only one ------------------aim: amafrk1amafrk1@yahoo.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmb1975 Posted January 22 Report Share Posted January 22 Originally posted by tiestoisgod: Not necessarily the news maybe?Thats it!!!! Thanks!------------------i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ooana Posted January 22 Report Share Posted January 22 Gotta add one there.Cofucked- adj. The state of being simultaneously confused and fucked at the same time.Usage: Walking out of Twilo in the middle of a snow storm to bright sunlight and no cabs, I was seriously cofucked.Hee!-Oo------------------"When the soul wishes to experience something, she throws an image of the experience out before her, and enters into her own image." -Eckhart"Solitude gives birth to the original in us, beauty unfamiliar and perilous - to poetry." - Thomas Mann Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nickijay Posted January 22 Report Share Posted January 22 ha ha, those are really funny but i must say that if the word aquadextrous were to really exist i would be it!! yep, boyz and girlz, i can work the faucets with my tootsies and have done so on numerous occasions..........------------------ Boink like a snow bunny!!!uknj@aol.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~surreal~ Posted January 22 Report Share Posted January 22 Originally posted by rachel1997:5. FRUST (frust) n. The small line of debris that refuses to be swept onto the dust pan and keeps backing a person across the room until he finally decides to give up and sweep it under the rug.8. PHONESIA (fo nee' zhuh) n. The affliction of dialing a phone number and forgetting whom you were calling just as they answer.--Submitted by the Magical Toni UsurielloLOL! FInALly, there's a vocabulary to express myself when these events happen! I always get phonesia, especially after cleaning the house and having to deal with frust. ------------------ laluhlaluhlalala... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djmikedr Posted January 22 Report Share Posted January 22 Originally posted by cmb1975:Funny!!1 There used to be a show on HBO, I can't for life of me remember what it was...its has to be like 10 years ago...they had a segment like this...the words were called sniglets....anyone???Great one Rachel! First laugh of the day.The show was "Not Nessarily The News" with Rich Hall doin the sniggletts part------------------aim: djmikedrDJmikeDR@aol.com[This message has been edited by apotheosis (edited 01-22-2001).] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djmikedr Posted January 22 Report Share Posted January 22 I got one!(it just came to me while eating Wendy's)Fritology (fry-tol-o-gee) :when you selectivly choose each and every frech fry to eat.------------------aim: djmikedrDJmikeDR@aol.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmb1975 Posted January 22 Report Share Posted January 22 Originally posted by apotheosis:I got one!(it just came to me while eating Wendy's)Fritology (fry-tol-o-gee) :when you selectivly choose each and every frech fry to eat.i do that!------------------i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cathyo Posted January 23 Report Share Posted January 23 Originally posted by apotheosis: Great one Rachel! First laugh of the day.The show was "Not Nessarily The News" with Rich Hall doin the sniggletts partI remeber that show!! Memories!!------------------ A mind that is stretched by a new experience can never go back to it's old dimensions.~*~*~Don't use time or words carelessly, neither can be retrieved.~*~*~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earthborn Posted January 23 Report Share Posted January 23 Here's one...Memorection-n. when a long, lost memory is brought back from the depths of the subconscious to live once more. (e.g.- Not Necessarily the News ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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