rachel1997 Posted January 25 Report Share Posted January 25 Joke for Thursday, January 25th TRUTHS ABOUT LIFE I LEARNED FROM BAD '80s COMEDIES - Submitted by Flip Deswitch ____________________________________________Smart people wear thick glasses, button-down shirts, and slacks. Dumbpeople wear football uniforms.Everyone in high school was having sex except you and the classvaledictorian.Your dog is way smarter than you.France is populated entirely by attractive young women and Gerard Depardieu.Every Southern town has a fat redneck sheriff named "Smokey."Mexico is populated entirely by vacationing frat boys.Parents always come back from vacation a day early.There are no ugly prostitutes.It's only possible to win any sporting event in the last three seconds ofthe game.Cheerleaders hate having their shirts on.The best way to escape your enemies is to drive on the wrong side of theroad.A student who's failing every class can still rig up an elaborate device toto answer his phone when he calls in sick. ------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmb1975 Posted January 25 Report Share Posted January 25 LOL!!! Good one!------------------i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarahb53 Posted January 25 Report Share Posted January 25 That's hilarious!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brandie Posted January 25 Report Share Posted January 25 LOL!!! luv,brandie------------------"And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music.""To love someone is something..to be loved by someone is something else..but to be loved by the one you love is everything.." Rob&Brandie AAF loves2cox@netscape.net AIM: loves2cox Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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