mareluna Posted January 31 Report Share Posted January 31 Keep this in mind next time you're about to hop to it! peace --daniela 1. COVER YOUR STUMP BEFORE YOU HUMP!2. BEFORE YOU ATTACK HER, WRAP YOUR WHACKER!3. DON'T BE SILLY, PROTECT YOUR WILLY!4. WHEN IN DOUBT, SHROUD YOUR SPOUT!5. DON'T BE A LONER, COVER YOUR BONER!6. YOU CAN'T GO WRONG IF YOU SHIELD YOUR DONG!7. IF YOU'RE NOT GOING TO SACK IT, GO HOME AND WHACK IT!8. IF YOU THINK SHE'S SPUNKY, COVER YOUR MONKEY!9. IF YOU SLIP BETWEEN HER THIGHS, BE SURE TO CONDOMIZE!10. IT WILL BE SWEETER IF YOU WRAP YOUR PETER!11. SHE WON'T GET SICK IF YOU WRAP YOUR DICK!12. IF YOU GO IN HEAT, PACKAGE YOUR MEAT!13. WHILE YOU'RE UNDRESSING VENUS, DRESS UP YOUR PENIS!14. WHEN YOU TAKE OFF HER PANTS AND BLOUSE, ZIP UP YOUR TROUSER MOUSE!15. ESPECIALLY IN DECEMBER, GIFT WRAP YOUR MEMBER!16. NEVER, NEVER DECK HER WITH AN UNWRAPPED PECKER!17. DON'T BE A FOOL, VULCANIZE YOUR TOOL!18. THE RIGHT SELECTION WILL PROTECT YOUR ERECTION!19. WRAP IT IN FOIL BEFORE CHECKING HER OIL!20. A CRANK WITH ARMOR WILL NEVER HARM HER!...and finally, 21. NO GLOVE, NO LOVE! ------------------ "And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trippintrance64 Posted January 31 Report Share Posted January 31 BWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!-----------------------"A man makes his sunshine, and he makes his rain. Look at what you have, and where you are, before you say, "I've had a horrible day" Appreciate what you have, and realize how much others wish they could have that much. Live Life, and LOVE IT!" --Me-----"THE BOWL OF FREEDOM IS KICKED! THE BOWL OF FREEDOM IS KICKED!" Melissa of the NJ ChaCha's-----"ALOT OF BEER ALOT OF GIRLS AND ALOT OF CURSIN', .22 AUTOMATIC ON MY PERSON." -Beastie Boys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perfecto25 Posted January 31 Report Share Posted January 31 hey chica, watsup, heres some more i just came up with:1. Time to get funky, cover your monkey2. if youre in the mood, giftwrap your wood3. If she's using Play tex, you dont need no Latex!4. Dont be a pimp, wear the Goodyear blimp!5. Theres something to be said, for a well covered headok, im too sleepy 2 come up with more, maybe lata!------------------kroshka moya, ya po tebe skuchayu Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sote Posted February 1 Report Share Posted February 1 fuck that, condoms are for sailors Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rachel1997 Posted February 1 Report Share Posted February 1 LOL good one! ------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DollaBill Posted February 1 Report Share Posted February 1 Those were good too bad condoms SUCK! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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