You Are A Club Kid If . . . . . Not sure, Read the following

[Guest blckraven]

1) you take 5 steps into a club and you are already are saying hi to somone

2) drop, roll, and bump arent really "physical" movement words in your vocabulary.

3) you've met somone, hooked up with them, and then somehow became best friends with them over a week.

4) mayonnaise, jam, pickles...etc... are not the first things that come to your head when you hear the word "JAR".

5) you are, or somone you know is a promoter.

6) you know at least 10 different <A HREF="http://www.clubplanet.com/guestlists/" TARGET="_blank"> guestlist</A> names off the top of your head.

7) you've fallen in love with somone in one night (thank you e).

8) you already know to have your stuff outta your pockets and jacket open before you get to the bouncer to search you.

9) you know that starting to talk to the bouncer searching you just to bug him is an easy way to get him to search you less.

10) you know at least 1 bouncer by name or nickname.

11) you can see your friend blowing the annoying whistle or liquid dancing across then club.

12) you know what a blinkie light is.

13) you spend AT LEAST 5 hours every friday or sat. night inside an ex-warehouse between "11th ave and the west side highway."

14) you say one or all of these terms: "kid" "no-doubt" "bro (braa)" "with a quickness" "sup (sometimes with "kid" or "bro" added directly afterwords)" "wad up" "yo yo" "aight" "slammin" "bangin" "tucca tucca" "yooooooooo" "dope" "off da hook".

15) you've lost your bottle cap and it was the end of the world.

16) "time warping" is a regular weekend thing for you.

17) you either get big eyed or chinkie eyed when ur fuct up.

18) you have givin out over 20 hugs in one night.

19) to you, the simpsons or teletubbies is great to watch on k.

20) you know that when you have a jar, everyone is your friend.

21) you have payed atleast $4, with a dollar tip, for 16.9 fl oz (0.5L.) of water.

22) to you, getting "bugged out" is amazing , and/or fun.

23) every time you hear the letters E, K, and G your mind astrays, and your mouth waters...

24) you remember a time when you thought twilo was as big as a football field.

25 ) you have sat in twilo pondering the meaning of life.

26) you say "i think im going to take a break this week..." and then that weekend you find yourself more fuct up then, than any other time you ever went clubbing. refer to the same place.

27) you have/had a stack of flyers for clubs and raves over 4 inches thick sitting on ur desk for over a month.

28) you finally get your room clean on friday after noon, only to get it all messed up all over again when you come home cracked out sat morning.

**Simple fact... Why club kids did it right....

a cop sees a "goth" kid walking down the street... pink hair, fishnet stockings, marlyn manson shirt, heavy facial makup, etc... the cop says... hey that kid probably has drugs on him, cause he dresses bad...kid gets busted...(usually just weed, and or coke)

a cop sees a "skater" walkin down the street... huge baggy jeans, hooded sweat shirt, bleached blond hair, random piercings, dirty shoes, etc... the cop says... hey that kid probably has drugs on him, cause he dresses bad... kid gets busted... (usually just weed)

a cop sees a "hoodie" walking down the street... baggy jeans, work boots, biiiiig pufft jacket, evil look on his face, swaying back and forth, litining to headphones, "rapping" along with his music (moslty swears) etc...the cop says... hey that kid probably has drugs on him, cause he dresses bad/ just looks it... kid gets busted... (usually just laced weed)

a cop sees a hippie... self incriminting...the cop says... hey that kid probably has drugs on him, cause hees a hippie... kid gets busted... (usually just weed, cause he took the shrooms and/or acid 30 min ago...and he will start tripping in the back of the police car.)

and now... a cop sees a club kid... nice jeans or dress pants, expensive t-shirt tucked in, or really nice turtle neck, dress shoes, nice leather jacket, good posture, hair all done nice.... cop says there goes a good kid... well dressed, a real law biting citizen... the club kid is carrying

over 50 pills, 4 jars, a liq or 2, some g, and sometimes acid.... some of the hardest drugs out there...... the cop lets him go bye, and just waves....

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Live and embrace life to the fullest ! Love like you never have, dance and become one with light

[billybong]

nice, i fuckin like that yo. i relate to alot of that. peace

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Smile, it makes people wonder what you're up to!!!!

[back2basics-]

Originally posted by blckraven:

and now... a cop sees a club kid... nice jeans or dress pants, expensive t-shirt tucked in, or really nice turtle neck, dress shoes, nice leather jacket, good posture, hair all done nice.... cop says there goes a good kid... well dressed, a real law biting citizen... the club kid is carrying

over 50 pills, 4 jars, a liq or 2, some g, and sometimes acid.... some of the hardest drugs out there...... the cop lets him go bye, and just waves....

You know that!!

And then cop finds a pill on club kid, club kids says 'oh yeh i go out and get a headache with all that loud music so i ALWAYS take a headache pill with me'.. cop let's him go.

It's all good.

I have always looked straight, always. Never gone down the route of the cyber gear, the stereo types. And been a bad boy for 12 years now, never, ever been cought. When i have been driving to clubs with people dressed up, and seen them being stopped by police.. i smile.

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I want to go out blazing..not fade away.

Boom Boom -Basil Brush

[melichacha]

lol... excellent...

- meli -

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AIM: MeliChaCha

[lillizzy]

check...check....those all apply!!!

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~*~lizzy~*~

aim: woa its lizzy

EXIT fridays: Lil Lizzy's Guestlist;)

[Guest blckraven]

I'm surprised how many checks I have, lol !!!

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Live and embrace life to the fullest ! Love like you never have, dance and become one with light

[scottyskribz57]

LOVE IT!!!!!

-SCOTT-

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"ThRoUgH tHe NiGhT, I hEaR yOuR vOiCe.... As i RiSe tHrOuGh ThE AiR, YoUr EcHo GrOwS...I sEE tImE sTaNd StiLL, As I'm WaTcHiNg tHe WoRLd BeLoW.... I cAn HeAr yOu CrY..."

AOL:DaFiRmPrEz

[Guest blckraven]

"ThRoUgH tHe NiGhT, I hEaR yOuR vOiCe.... As i RiSe tHrOuGh ThE AiR, YoUr EcHo GrOwS...I sEE tImE sTaNd StiLL, As I'm WaTcHiNg tHe WoRLd BeLoW.... I cAn HeAr yOu CrY..."

is the above quote from a trance track ?...sounds familiar, I cant quite put my finger on it. So many tracks in my head.

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Live and embrace life to the fullest ! Love like you never have, dance and become one with light

[pj1]

A TRUE CLUBB KIDD=MICHEAL ALEG 96 LIMELIGHT

WHEN YOU KNOW WHO THAT IS THAN YOU ARE A CLUBB KIDD

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they know what they know but they dont know what they know..what the f@@#8!

[gravity]

Originally posted by pj1:

A TRUE CLUBB KIDD=MICHEAL ALEG 96 LIMELIGHT

WHEN YOU KNOW WHO THAT IS THAN YOU ARE A CLUBB KIDD

I don't know who Michael Aleg is...does he happen to know Michale Alig?

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"The world is a better place because of those who refuse to believe they can't

fly."

nycedee is my bitch

[Twilo Beauty]

Originally posted by pj1:

A TRUE CLUBB KIDD=MICHEAL ALEG 96 LIMELIGHT

WHEN YOU KNOW WHO THAT IS THAN YOU ARE A CLUBB KIDD

I'm going to have to disagree. If you have cable then you know who Michael ALig is. So that doesn't make you a clubkid.

In fact there's no such thing as clubkids. Clubkids were ENTERTAINERS. They were payed to be there to bring life and amusement to the party. Unfortunatly, they died out in 1995. Now a days all you have are regular Joe's TRYING to impress regular girls with their boring eddie bauer and bang bang clothing. ::yawn::

AND

Ravers ARE NOT CLUBKIDS. They're just cracked out teenyboppers that sneak out of the house past their bedtime to go "party".

-iliana

[deenyc22]

14) you say one or all of these terms: "kid" "no-doubt" "bro (braa)" "with a quickness" "sup (sometimes with "kid" or "bro" added directly afterwords)" "wad up" "yo yo" "aight" "slammin" "bangin" "tucca tucca" "yooooooooo" "dope" "off da hook".

don't forget "ill", like that shiznit was ill yo

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I buried gravity twice, and now own him