djmikedr Posted February 11 Report Share Posted February 11 Q: What do cannibals call the Special Olympics? A: Meals on Wheels with a side of veggies.Q: What's the best thing to do if an epileptic falls in the swimming pool ???A: Throw in your laundry!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rachel1997 Posted February 12 Report Share Posted February 12 ------------------ "I OWN DJ Mike D'R. NOW" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzojournilist Posted February 12 Report Share Posted February 12 These jokes are just wrong...but wrong jokes are funny jokes...What do fat people do in the summertime?StinkWhat did Dodi Al-Fayed say to his driver the morning before the crash?Do you want to go out with me and Di tonight?What's this (pretend to bite at your wrists)Jesus biting his nails.A man goes to his doctor and says, "I need to get some birth control formy 10 year old daughter." The doctor looks at the man in shock and asks,"Your 10 year old daughter is sexually active?" "No", the man replies,"She just lies there like her mother."What do you do with a one legged dog?Take it for a drag.What is this (picture: bite at your shoulder with your teeth and bringforward, do both shoulders)?Superman putting on his capeWhy don't blind people go skydiving?Because it scares the shit out of the dog.What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?Christopher Reeve after a fire.------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmb1975 Posted February 12 Report Share Posted February 12 where do you find a three-legged dog?right where you left it------------------i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzojournilist Posted February 12 Report Share Posted February 12 where do you find a dead dogsame place where you left it...joey is taking a bath with his little nephew, the little boy asks him, "Why is your penis bigger than mines?"joey replies, "Because it is erect"do not label me as a sick fuck after that last joke someone else has too find that funny...------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djmikedr Posted February 13 Author Report Share Posted February 13 GONZO -ROMFAO..........If little girls are made of sugar n' spice?how come they taste like tuna? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjr203 Posted February 13 Report Share Posted February 13 chipping in... Q: What attracts Princess Diana more than a rich egyptian?A: A solidly built Pole.--Q: What did Princess Diana die of? A: Car-pole-tunnel syndrome.ouch...-Mjr------------------I regret that I only have but one imposter to give for my message board. RIP mjrthesecondIn spite of all evidence to the contrary, the entire universe is composed ofonly two basic substances: Magic and bullshit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spoonyd Posted February 13 Report Share Posted February 13 Did you hear Princess Diana was on the radio?-and the dash, and the carpet, and the steering wheel... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjr203 Posted February 13 Report Share Posted February 13 What did princess diana wear to her funeral?-A blue bonnet. ------------------I regret that I only have but one imposter to give for my message board. RIP mjrthesecondIn spite of all evidence to the contrary, the entire universe is composed ofonly two basic substances: Magic and bullshit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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