djmikedr Posted February 13 Report Share Posted February 13 >> With the success of its latest creation, CBS is launching a new version,>> called JEWISH SURVIVOR.>> 16 Jews are put in a two-bedroom co-op on the Upper West Side of New>> York. Each week they vote out one member until there is a final>> survivor who gets $1 million (but placed into a trust that does not vest>> until age 59).>> The Rules:>> 1. No maid service.>> 2. No use of ATMs or credit cards.>> 3. No food from take-out or delivery which includes Chinese food.>> 4. All purchases must be retail.>> 5. No calls to mother for women, office for men.>> 6. Outside trips must be by foot, bus or subway no limos or cabs.>> 7. All workouts/exercise must be done in regular sweats-no designer>> labels.>> 8. Zabar's is off limits.>> 9. No Jewish geography.>> 10. No NY Times. Only NY Post or NY Daily News.>> 11. No Pottery Barn, J. Crew, Lands End or William Sonoma catalogs.>> 12. Only one phoneline for all 16 Tribe members. No call can last>> more than 3 minutes. No cell phones.>> 13. Maintenance problems must be resolved by the Tribe, without help>> from any gentile.>> 14. All therapy sessions suspended.>> 15. No consulting with attorneys.>>>> (I hear there have been no applicants as yet.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djrabbione Posted February 13 Report Share Posted February 13 and all mixes provided by DjRabbI One1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReginaP Posted February 13 Report Share Posted February 13 No Jewish Geography?! I DEFINITELY would not survive!!! ------------------=) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rachel1997 Posted February 13 Report Share Posted February 13 LOL !!!No cell phones! ------------------ "I OWN DJ Mike D'R. NOW" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keshiki Posted February 13 Report Share Posted February 13 I knew regina and rachel would be the firsts to reply to this one!LOL!!!!! ------------------B L O W G O A T S !!!!Coming Soon.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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