blueangel Posted February 28 Report Share Posted February 28 Have you heard about the next planned "Survivor" show? 6 men will be dropped on an island with 1 van and 4 kids each, for 6 weeks. Each kid plays two sports and either takes music or dance classes. There is no access to fast food, and the gas tank is always almost empty.Each man must take care of his 4 kids, keep his assigned house clean, correct all homework, complete science projects, cook, do laundry, answer annoying phone calls from annoying relatives during the entire daily and nightly routine.The men only have access to television when the kids are asleep and all chores are done: There is only one TV between them and there is no remote. There will be the piped in sound of video games being played too loudly from 7:00 a.m. to 10:00 p.m.The men must shave their legs and wear makeup daily, which they must apply themselves either while driving or while making four lunches. They must wear clothing that is a little too tight and pinches in one place or another.They must attend weekly PTA meetings with the other complaining, unhappy, exhausted parents that either don't agree with anything, or don't want to be there in the first place.Each parent will have one child with a full blown flu every other week and an ear ache on alternating weeks. Vomiting at 3:00 a.m, emergency room at 4:00 a.m.Each parent will make an Indian hut model with six toothpicks, a tortilla and one marker; and a map of California made out of sugar cubes and water-based paint. The men also have full time jobs and childcare that doesn't take sick children. If the men lose their job, they are removed from the island.They will serve at least one food item that at least one child hates. If they can't get the children to eat their nourishing meals, they are removed from the island. They will also have to get a 4 year old to eat a serving of peas.The kids vote them off weekly based on performance.The winner gets to go back to his job.BlueAngel------------------“Life is like music, it must be composed by ear, feeling, and instinct, not by rule.” - Samuel Butler Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmb1975 Posted February 28 Report Share Posted February 28 That is god damn funny!!! We'll see if any can survive!!!!------------------ The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tyco Posted February 28 Report Share Posted February 28 6 weeks? I don't think it will last 6 days....... Mikey ------------------"Some I consider my girlfriends, and some I just consider" - John Bender Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cathyo Posted March 1 Report Share Posted March 1 LOL! I can relate to that! That's cute!------------------ "A mind that is stretched by a new experience can never go back to it's old dimensions."~*~*~Don't use time or words carelessly, neither can be retrieved.~*~*~ SOFTSCRUBSUCKS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tstelkhuni Posted March 1 Report Share Posted March 1 i don't think that could ever work. how many men do u kno who would be willing to take the position and become MR. MOM for a day let alone six weeks. but it would be hilarious to watch!! ------------------"i don't suffer from insanity i enjoy every minute of it" aim : TsteLkHuni Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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