anacondatro Posted April 2 Report Share Posted April 2 Tax time is coming again soon. The only thing that the IRS has not yettaxedis the penis. This is due to the fact that 40% of the time it is hangingaround unemployed, 30% of the time it is hard up, 20% of the time it ispissed off and 10% of the time it's in the hole. It has two dependentsbutthey're nuts.Effective January 1, 2001, penises will be taxed according to size.The brackets are as follows:10"-12" Luxury Tax8"-10" Pole Tax5"-8" Privilege Tax4"-5" Nuisance TaxMales exceeding 12" must file under capital gains.Anyone under 4" is eligible for a refund.PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION!Issues still under consideration are as follows:Are there penalties for early withdrawal?Do multiple partners count as a corporation?Are condoms deductible as work clothes------------------ "Relax and take notes, while I take tokes of the Marijuana smokes." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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