Crackorn Posted April 4 Report Share Posted April 4 In my latest research experiment, I have forced 20 homosexual laboratory chimpanzees to watch home movies of myself, rich suede and eggmok having sexual relations. Feeding them a steady diet of bananas, crystal meth and viagra, I have also fitted each one of them with non-removable childrens Levi's. On the fourth day of my observation, I have discovered unsightly open wounds on the chimp's penises, caused by constant, yet unsuccessful attempts towards coitus or "dry humping". So, in conclusion, all attempts toward consensual dry humping should cease. Just put on a fucking condom and do it the right way!------------------Too crazy for Boys Town, too much of a boy for Crazy Town.Where are we again?AIM: crackorn71 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suedenyc Posted April 4 Report Share Posted April 4 Originally posted by Crackorn:In my latest research experiment, I have forced 20 homosexual laboratory chimpanzees to watch home movies of myself, rich suede and eggmok having sexual relations. Feeding them a steady diet of bananas, crystal meth and viagra, I have also fitted each one of them with non-removable childrens Levi's. On the fourth day of my observation, I have discovered unsightly open wounds on the chimp's penises, caused by constant, yet unsuccessful attempts towards coitus or "dry humping". So, in conclusion, all attempts toward consensual dry humping should cease. Just put on a fucking condom and do it the right way!I thought you said your frog ate that video tape!!!! Well, at least it's for a scientific cause.PS. Gotta ask you something...IM me when you get the chance.------------------Peace,Love & Hairgrease,Rich Suede AOL/AIM: SuedeNYCEMail: SuedeNYC@aol.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeydollaz Posted April 4 Report Share Posted April 4 ouch ! i told the last chick i was with that when she came over my house she wasnt allowed to wear jeans anymore , cuz she'd hurt my pee-pee ... ------------------Your ad here !contact joeydollaz@aol.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nlichau Posted April 4 Report Share Posted April 4 OMG!!LMAO ------------------As I dance I create my own language... with every beat of my heart is the music I will dance through life to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
back2basics- Posted April 4 Report Share Posted April 4 ------------------I want to go out blazing..not fade away.Trust in the currency of relationships, it's hard to earn but easy to loose - back2basics Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deanna11 Posted April 4 Report Share Posted April 4 i want to be on a diet of bananas and crystal meth------------------better to reign in hell than serve in heaven Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crackorn Posted April 4 Author Report Share Posted April 4 All this research and I still can't spell "Monkeys" properly. Who's next?------------------Too crazy for Boys Town, too much of a boy for Crazy Town.Where are we again?AIM: crackorn71 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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