djmikedr Posted April 7 Report Share Posted April 7 You Know You Live in California when:. >>t's sprinkling outside, so you leave for work an hour early to avoidall the weather-related accidents. >>Your child's third grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring, and isnamed Breeze. >>You can't remember... is pot legal? >>You've been to a baby shower for an infant who has two mothers and a sperm donor. >>You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans are grown,and can taste the difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian. >>You know which restaurant serves the freshest arugula. You can't remember... is pot legal? >>A really great parking space can move you to tears. >>The guy in line at Starbucks, wearing the baseball cap, sunglasses, and looks like George Clooney, IS George Clooney. >>Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment. >>Your hairdresser is straight, your plumber is gay, and your Mary Kay rep is a guy in drag. >>It's sprinkling out, and there's a report on every news channelabout"THE STORM!" >>Hey... is pot legal? >>Over 85% of the cities, towns, and streets start with San, Los, El,La,Santa, De La, or De Los. >>Two overcast days in a row drive you mad. >>A family of four owns six vehicles. >>Everyone who lives here knows that hurricanes, tornadoes, floods andsnowstorms are way worse than earthquakes, which are, after all, overalmost as soon as you realize what's happening. >>Even if the store is across the street, you drive there. >>Yeah, you're sure... pot is legal. ------------------Available for play, but not for stay.New Mix CD available "5 HTP"DJmikeDR@aol.com aim: DJmikeDR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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