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You Know You Live in California when:.

>>t's sprinkling outside, so you leave for work an hour early to avoid

all the weather-related accidents.

>>Your child's third grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring, and is

named Breeze.

>>You can't remember... is pot legal?

>>You've been to a baby shower for an infant who has two mothers and a sperm donor.

>>You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans are grown,and can taste the difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian.

>>You know which restaurant serves the freshest arugula.

You can't remember... is pot legal?

>>A really great parking space can move you to tears.

>>The guy in line at Starbucks, wearing the baseball cap, sunglasses, and looks like George Clooney, IS George Clooney.

>>Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment.

>>Your hairdresser is straight, your plumber is gay, and your Mary Kay rep is a guy in drag.

>>It's sprinkling out, and there's a report on every news channel

about"THE STORM!"

>>Hey... is pot legal?

>>Over 85% of the cities, towns, and streets start with San, Los, El,

La,Santa, De La, or De Los.

>>Two overcast days in a row drive you mad.

>>A family of four owns six vehicles.

>>Everyone who lives here knows that hurricanes, tornadoes, floods and

snowstorms are way worse than earthquakes, which are, after all, over

almost as soon as you realize what's happening.

>>Even if the store is across the street, you drive there.

>>Yeah, you're sure... pot is legal.

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