noiseboy Posted April 7 Report Share Posted April 7 i used to, but the other night, i was just calmly jerking off in front of the tv. THEN all of a sudden, as if motivated by a force i could not control, i took my mom's old strap-on from atop the mantelplace and started banging myself with it, all the while screaming "MOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!" ------------------ . . . look deep into my eyes. . .no bullshit, no drama, just pimpin' since 1976. . .C H A K A K H A N Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trippintrance64 Posted April 7 Report Share Posted April 7 Originally posted by noiseboy:i used to, but the other night, i was just calmly jerking off in front of the tv. THEN all of a sudden, as if motivated by a force i could not control, i took my mom's old strap-on from atop the mantelplace and started banging myself with it, all the while screaming "MOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!" I SEEN HIM!-----------------------"Embracing the goddess energy within yourselves will bring all of you to a new understanding, and value of life. A vision, that inspires you to live, and love, on planet earth. Like a priceless jewel, buried in dark layers of soil and stone.... earth radiates her brilliant beauty into the caverns of space and time. Perhaps you are aware of those who watch over your home. And experience in this place to visit, and play with reality. You are becoming aware of yourself...as a Game master.......... AIM: fantom0680A.RRiezgo@verizon.net <----- NEW E-MAIL ADDRESS!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mugwump Posted April 7 Report Share Posted April 7 wow!YOU TOO!It must be a cosmic thing..the same happened to my friend..(except with him his mom was wearing the strap on..) ------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andre9000 Posted April 7 Report Share Posted April 7 So you done fucked youself then.... That shits fucked up. You need more help than this board. And I think your mom does, too. Peace.------------------Talkin 'bout what we gon' be when we grow up/I said what you wanna be? She said alive/It made me think for a minute then looked in her eyes/I coulda died.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadowchaser Posted April 7 Report Share Posted April 7 Originally posted by noiseboy:i used to, but the other night, i was just calmly jerking off in front of the tv. THEN all of a sudden, as if motivated by a force i could not control, i took my mom's old strap-on from atop the mantelplace and started banging myself with it, all the while screaming "MOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!" rawk on. . .------------------moo...thats the sound your mother made last night. . . shadowchaser076@aol.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goldenman Posted April 7 Report Share Posted April 7 you have got to be joking....your moms strap-on no way dude lol lol lol------------------ Hey Mr. DJ put a record on, i wanna dance with my baby! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mp3some Posted April 7 Report Share Posted April 7 Originally posted by noiseboy:i used to, but the other night, i was just calmly jerking off in front of the tv. THEN all of a sudden, as if motivated by a force i could not control, i took my mom's old strap-on from atop the mantelplace and started banging myself with it, all the while screaming "MOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!" AAAhhhhhh... the power of free will.... ------------------Peace, Love & Twilo for Everyone!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
majesticmelodi Posted April 7 Report Share Posted April 7 hey can i watch next time?????------------------ "Maybe some women aren't meant to be tamed. Maybe they need to run free until they find someone just as wild to run with."PrncssVrnc---> AIM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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