alpha Posted April 13 Report Share Posted April 13 What your car says about you...Acura Integra - I have always wanted to own the Buick of sports carsAcura Legend - I'm too bland for German carsAcura NSX - I am impotentAudi 90 - I enjoy putting out engine firesBuick Park Avenue - I am older than 34 of the 50 statesCadillac Eldorado - I am a very good Mary Kay salesmanCadillac Seville - I am a pimpChevrolet Camaro - I enjoy beating the hell out of peopleChevrolet Chevette - I like seeing people's reactions when I tell them I have a'VetteChevrolet Corvette - I'm in a mid-life crisisChevrolet El Camino - I am leading a militia to overthrow the governmentChrysler Cordoba - I dig the rich Corinthian leatherDatsun 280Z - I have a kilo of cocaine in my wheel wellDodge Dart - I teach third grade special education and I voted for EisenhowerDodge Daytona - I delivered pizza for four years to get this carFord Fairmont - (See Dodge Dart)Ford Mustang - I slow down to 85 in school zonesFord Crown Victoria - I enjoy having people slow to 55mph and change lanes whenI pull up behind themGeo Storm - I will start the 11th grade in the fall.Geo Tracker - I will start the 12th grade in the fall.Honda del Sol - I have always said, half a convertible is better than noconvertible at allHonda Civic - I have just graduated and have no creditHonda Accord - I lack any originality and am basically a lemmingInfiniti Q45 - I am a physician with 17 malpractice suits pendingIsuzu Impulse - I do not give a damn about J.D. Power or his reportsJaguar XJ6 - I am so rich I will pay 60K for a car that is in the shop 280 daysper year.Kia Sephia - I learned nothing from the failure of Daihatsu CorpLamborghini Countach - I only have one testicleLincoln Town Car - I live for bingo and covered dish suppersMercury Grand Marquis - (See above)Mercedes 500SL - I will beat you up if you ask me for an autographMercedes 560SEL - I have a daughter named Bitsy and a son named ColeMazda Miata - I do not fear being decapitated by an eighteen-wheelerMGB - I am dating a mechanicMitsubishi Diamante - I don't know what it means eitherNissan 300ZX - I have yet to complete my divorce proceedings.Oldsmobile Cutlass - I just stole this car and I'm going to make a fortune offthe partsPeugeot 505 Diesel - I am on the EPA's Ten Most Wanted ListPlymouth Neon - I sincerely enjoy doing the MacarenaPontiac Trans AM - I have a switchblade in my sockPorsche 911 Turbo - I have a three inch thingiePorsche 944 - I am dating big haired women that otherwise would be inaccessibleto meSaturn SC2 - (See Honda Civic)Subaru Legacy - I have always wanted a Japanese car even more inferior thanIsuzuToyota Camry - I am still in the closetVolkswagon Beetle - I still watch Partridge Family rerunsVolkswagon Cabriolet - I am out of the closetVolkswagon Microbus - I am tripping right nowVolvo 740 Wagon - I am frightened of my wife Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jammy Posted April 13 Report Share Posted April 13 *snore* *snore* *dr00l* *dr00l*-Jamms "iamintwiloscloset"------------------jamms on hiatus...that is all Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbound Posted April 13 Report Share Posted April 13 Geo Tracker - I will start the 12th grade in the fall. ..hey i got that car in 12th grade..and still runin' strong!------------------ AIM: ArthurBrooklyn TëMA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
orchid21 Posted April 13 Report Share Posted April 13 Originally posted by Unbound:Geo Tracker - I will start the 12th grade in the fall. ..hey i got that car in 12th grade..and still runin' strong!LMAO ------------------ "Luna, thank you so much!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mysteriousss Posted April 13 Report Share Posted April 13 Originally posted by alpha:What your car says about you...Ford Mustang - I slow down to 85 in school zonesLMAO.. I must be the only stang driver who doesn't speed ALL the time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rachel1997 Posted April 14 Report Share Posted April 14 Originally posted by mysteriousss: LMAO.. I must be the only stang driver who doesn't speed ALL the time LOL!! AND I CAN VOUCH FOR THAT !! LMAO! ------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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