woodu Posted April 17 Report Share Posted April 17 This morning, I got on the elevator on the first floor and one other guy got on with me. I pressed the 8th floor and he pressed the 5th. Just before he got off, he must have let a silent stinky fart out b/c the whole elevator suddenly smelled like 4 day old eggs. No problem, I thought, until the elevator stopped on the 7th floor and someone new got on. They were looking at me like I was the most disgusting person in the world. But IT WASN'T ME!!! I was framed. ------------------Living in a constant state of trance...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmb1975 Posted April 17 Report Share Posted April 17 ROTF!!!!!------------------ The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
back2basics- Posted April 17 Report Share Posted April 17 That shit happens all the time. I live on the 26th floor and that is always happening to me. People get in and just throw you a dirty look.------------------I want to go out blazing..not fade away.Trust in the currency of relationships, it's hard to earn but easy to loose - back2basics Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bre5379 Posted April 17 Report Share Posted April 17 Hahahaa...sorry to hear that! Don't worry....hopefully you will never see that person again.Breann Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
korzo- Posted April 17 Report Share Posted April 17 Originally posted by woodu:This morning, I got on the elevator on the first floor and one other guy got on with me. I pressed the 8th floor and he pressed the 5th. Just before he got off, he must have let a silent stinky fart out b/c the whole elevator suddenly smelled like 4 day old eggs. No problem, I thought, until the elevator stopped on the 7th floor and someone new got on. They were looking at me like I was the most disgusting person in the world. But IT WASN'T ME!!! I was framed. I heard people talking about it in the caf. Specifically the sandwich maker... ------------------Can you feel that rhythm moving through your system? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
farrah1980 Posted April 17 Report Share Posted April 17 LMAO that was mad funny!!!! but that does sux that ppl thought it was u LOL thanx for sharing that lol bye------------------farrah- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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rachel1997 Posted April 17 Report Share Posted April 17 4 old eggs huh? LMAO!------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andre9000 Posted April 17 Report Share Posted April 17 He could have given you what is referred to as a fart pill. He could have farted into his hands, cupped that shit, and held it in his closed fists until he got off. Then cleverly threw it back onto the elevator just before the doors closed, so you'd be in bad shape. I've never done it, but I hear it's nasty. Peace.------------------Talkin 'bout what we gon' be when we grow up/I said what you wanna be? She said alive/It made me think for a minute then looked in her eyes/I coulda died.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
korzo- Posted April 17 Report Share Posted April 17 Originally posted by woodu:Hey Korzo, I should have just told the person on the elevator that the rythym (and breakfast) was moving through my system. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wizard Posted April 17 Report Share Posted April 17 Originally posted by andre9000:He could have given you what is referred to as a fart pill. He could have farted into his hands, cupped that shit, and held it in his closed fists until he got off. Then cleverly threw it back onto the elevator just before the doors closed, so you'd be in bad shape. I've never done it, but I hear it's nasty. Peace.that seems like an awful lot of work doesn't it?------------------don't act too cool because you might get shot... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andre9000 Posted April 17 Report Share Posted April 17 Originally posted by wizard: that seems like an awful lot of work doesn't it?I guess, but when that shit explodes on your enemies, now who's the one laughin?? Peace.------------------Talkin 'bout what we gon' be when we grow up/I said what you wanna be? She said alive/It made me think for a minute then looked in her eyes/I coulda died.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mysteriousss Posted April 17 Report Share Posted April 17 OMG.. This is too funny LOL.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twilofiredude Posted April 17 Report Share Posted April 17 hahahahathat was the funniest think I heard today...man I know exactly what you are talking about...Try that when you are sitting at work, and there are two people in the same room, and then the other person lets out a silent one, and walks right out, and soon enough a thired person walks in and smill that shit, and then think It was freeken meeeeeeeeeeeI hated when that happend.....what the hell am i gonna say to her(oh yes, and it's the worset since it was a she...aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa)So what would I say?It was him? oh man oh manTwiloFireDude ------------------TwiloFireDude@aol.comWorking is a way for us to go through the week fast enough , so we could get to the weekend, and have the fun!!! "Not Really...I can't back that up...Work sux...let it be weekend at all the time"[This message has been edited by twilofiredude (edited 04-17-2001).] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twilofiredude Posted April 17 Report Share Posted April 17 Originally posted by twilofiredude:hahahahathat was the funniest think I heard today...man I know exactly what you are talking about...Try that when you are sitting at work, and there are two people in the same room, and then the other person lets out a silent one, and walks right out, and soon enough a thired person walks in and smill that shit, and then think It was freeken meeeeeeeeeeeI hated when that happend.....what the hell am i gonna say to her(oh yes, and it's the worset since it was a she...aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa)So what would I say?It was him? oh man oh manTwiloFireDude oops i clicked twice...hhaahaa------------------TwiloFireDude@aol.comWorking is a way for us to go through the week fast enough , so we could get to the weekend, and have the fun!!! "Not Really...I can't back that up...Work sux...let it be weekend at all the time"[This message has been edited by twilofiredude (edited 04-17-2001).] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carabee Posted April 17 Report Share Posted April 17 dont lie Woodu---you loved the smell...hee hee...this is f*ing cracking me up------------------we live together, we act on, and react to, one another; but always in all circumstances we are by ourselves.The martyrs go hand in hand into the arena; they are crucified alone.Embraced, the lovers desperately try to fuse their insulated ectasies into a single self-transcendence; in vainBy it's very nature every embodied spirit is doomed to suffer and enjoy in solitudeSensations, feelings, insights, fancies- all these are private and except through symbols and second hand, incommunicable.We can pool information about experiences, but never the experiences themselvesAldous Huxley, Doors of Perception.**THE MUSIC BEE** Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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