Crackorn Posted April 24 Report Share Posted April 24 On my daily brisk early morning stroll from Main Street to Corona, I decided to stop in at the local Rub 'N' Tug on Roosevelt Avenue. It's the one on 103 street where you have to knock twice, pause, then knock once more and say "Unicorn!" into the intercom. So, after paying $30 for a good half hour rub, I decide to splurge another $20 on a tug. Why not? It's Tuesday! Well, let me tell you, this girl worked the old knob like no one's business. Granted she had no teeth, didn't speak anything remotely resembling English (her birth certificate on the wall stated that she was born at Booth Memorial Hospital) and she weighed in at close to 350. It was love at first site. Be nice to her when I bring her to Sasha and Digweed on Friday. She's a Twilo virgin. ------------------Too crazy for Boys Town, too much of a boy for Crazy Town.Is it St. Swiggin's Day already?Where are we again?AIM: crackorn71 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
back2basics- Posted April 24 Report Share Posted April 24 Originally posted by Crackorn:On my daily brisk early morning stroll from Main Street to Corona, I decided to stop in at the local Rub 'N' Tug on Roosevelt Avenue. It's the one on 103 street where you have to knock twice, pause, then knock once more and say "Unicorn!" into the intercom. So, after paying $30 for a good half hour rub, I decide to splurge another $20 on a tug. Why not? It's Tuesday! Well, let me tell you, this girl worked the old knob like no one's business. Granted she had no teeth, didn't speak anything remotely resembling English (her birth certificate on the wall stated that she was born at Booth Memorial Hospital) and she weighed in at close to 350. It was love at first site. Be nice to her when I bring her to Sasha and Digweed on Friday. She's a Twilo virgin. Sounds like cazz that.------------------I want to go out blazing..not fade away.Trust in the currency of relationships, it's hard to earn but easy to loose - back2basics Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xxlea Posted April 24 Report Share Posted April 24 You took one of those cards from the Mexican's on the corner, "chicas, chicas, chicas"???------------------ People come into your life for reasons not yet known, keep your mind, heart and soul open.AIM: Xxlea77 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crackorn Posted April 24 Author Report Share Posted April 24 Originally posted by xxlea:You took one of those cards from the Mexican's on the corner, "chicas, chicas, chicas"???I used to BE one of those Mexicans! ------------------Too crazy for Boys Town, too much of a boy for Crazy Town.Is it St. Swiggin's Day already?Where are we again?AIM: crackorn71 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eggmok Posted April 24 Report Share Posted April 24 that's pretty foul . . .that $20 could have been used for a new hat . . .------------------Life is too short to be small. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djfabioc Posted April 24 Report Share Posted April 24 ------------------IT IS NICE TO BE IMPORTANT BUT IS MORE IMPORTANT TO BE NICE!aol IM- djfabiocEXIT -G U E S T L I S T guestlis@optonline.net Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crackorn Posted April 25 Author Report Share Posted April 25 Originally posted by eggmok:that's pretty foul . . .that $20 could have been used for a new hat . . .Oh, hat jokes! I've missed them! I haven't been wearing it lately because I stopped wearing my hair piece. The glue stopped working and I'm just going au naturale from now on!------------------Too crazy for Boys Town, too much of a boy for Crazy Town.Is it St. Swiggin's Day already?Where are we again?AIM: crackorn71 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dale77 Posted April 25 Report Share Posted April 25 Originally posted by eggmok:that's pretty foul . . .that $20 could have been used for a new hat . . .Love the sig!------------------You're only young once Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crackorn Posted April 25 Author Report Share Posted April 25 BTW, I forgot to mention that she's bringing friends from "work" if anyone wants to meet them.------------------Too crazy for Boys Town, too much of a boy for Crazy Town.Is it St. Swiggin's Day already?Where are we again?AIM: crackorn71 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abstrakt Posted April 25 Report Share Posted April 25 Originally posted by xxlea:You took one of those cards from the Mexican's on the corner, "chicas, chicas, chicas"???LOL! Sounds like summer-time driving on Roosevelt Ave. ------------------PIMS(p00h is my son) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jammy Posted April 25 Report Share Posted April 25 Hey Crack...I can give you hugz, tugz, and a lot more for $10! Plus I give a wicked massage (or so I hear )...-Jamms "checkoutmyadinthebackofthevillagevoice"------------------MUSIC is one thing...but soul is another... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jammy Posted April 25 Report Share Posted April 25 I guess I can say I am fond of *nipply* mornings, as long as I get to go back home to sleep ...And to counter-offer suede slick, I can do it for a case quarter...thats my final offer...-Jamms "checkoutthoseheadlights" ------------------MUSIC is one thing...but soul is another... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crackorn Posted April 26 Author Report Share Posted April 26 $10 eh? That's not bad. Will you come on the brisk early morning walks with me too?------------------Too crazy for Boys Town, too much of a boy for Crazy Town.ykhwdAIM: crackorn71 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suedenyc Posted April 26 Report Share Posted April 26 Forget the fat lady, forget Jammy's offer... I'll do it for a McDonald's Happy Meal and you can even keep the toy! ------------------Peace,Love & Hairgrease,Rich Suede AOL/AIM: SuedeNYCEMail: SuedeNYC@aol.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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