Unbound Posted April 26 Report Share Posted April 26 is so old her Social Security Number is 1------------------Once You You Can't StopTëMA AIM: ArthurBrooklyn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gravity Posted April 26 Report Share Posted April 26 Yeah, well yo mama's so old, she knew Burger King while he was still a prince...------------------"The world is a better place because of those who refuse to believe they can't fly." I go places,I interact...(What places?)Certain, clubs. Like, Paradise. It's not bad.It's just that feeling when you can take your shirt off and really dance. When the music owns you. Do you understand? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anacondatro Posted April 26 Report Share Posted April 26 Well yo mama is so dumb it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes. ------------------ "Relax and take notes, while I take tokes of the Marijuana smokes." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbound Posted April 26 Author Report Share Posted April 26 yo mama is so short you could see her feet on the driver's licence------------------Once You You Can't StopTëMA AIM: ArthurBrooklyn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emiliep Posted April 26 Report Share Posted April 26 Originally posted by gravity:Yeah, well yo mama's so old, she knew Burger King while he was still a prince...well shouldn't his name have been King Burger instead? OMG, what a HUGE mistake they've made! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dale77 Posted April 26 Report Share Posted April 26 well yo mama is so dumb she got lost in pathmark------------------You're only young once Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluestar Posted April 26 Report Share Posted April 26 Well...Yo mama is so stupid she thought the ice cream man was your school bus b/c it says "Slow children in back".Yo mama is so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth.Yo mama is so fat that when her beeper goes off, people think shes backing up.Yo mama is so skinny that her nipples touch.LOL! (some are yucky though)------------------"Music is the wine that fills the cup of silence" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anacondatro Posted April 26 Report Share Posted April 26 yo mama is so ugly she looks like her face caught fire and someone tried to put it out with a pitchfork. ------------------ "Relax and take notes, while I take tokes of the Marijuana smokes." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roadrunner Posted April 26 Report Share Posted April 26 I saw yo mama in Pathmark the other day. She was wearing a sweatshirt that said UCLA. I said, "damn, I didn't know you went to college?" She said, "I didn't, my name is Ucla!"------------------ *i'm in love with the modern world* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmb1975 Posted April 26 Report Share Posted April 26 Yo mama's so stupid that under "Education" on her job application, she put "Hooked on Phonics. Yo mama's so stupid, I taught her how to do the running man and I haven't seen the bitch since.Yo mama's so fat, all the restaurants in town have signs that says: "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Yo MamaYo mama's so nasty, she has more crabs then Red Lobster ------------------ The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbound Posted April 26 Author Report Share Posted April 26 Yo mama is so Slow, when she tries to think... she moves back in timeYo mamas glasses are so think she can see the future ------------------Once You You Can't StopTëMA AIM: ArthurBrooklyn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anacondatro Posted April 26 Report Share Posted April 26 Yo mamas teeth are so yellow she can spit butter.yo mamas teeth have more tarter than red lobster.yo mama is so fat she wore a malcolm X jacket and a helicopter tried to land on her back. ------------------ "Relax and take notes, while I take tokes of the Marijuana smokes." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbound Posted April 27 Author Report Share Posted April 27 you mama...is yo mama------------------Once You You Can't StopTëMA AIM: ArthurBrooklyn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glowball Posted April 27 Report Share Posted April 27 Yo momma is so GETTO she has to hang the toilet paper out to dry .............------------------ ------------------------- <A HREF="mailto:Martin-Izzo@si.rr.com">Martin-Izzo@si.rr.com</A> page 1917-243-0215AIM:GLowbali <---You are never safe in your dreams im there , always look out because im your worst nightmare. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbound Posted April 27 Author Report Share Posted April 27 yo mama is such a fat crackhead she 's her food (ok i came up with this one so its a bit corney - but you all see where i was going with this)------------------Once You You Can't StopTëMA AIM: ArthurBrooklyn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackMeOff Posted April 27 Report Share Posted April 27 Yo mama is so old her birth certificate expired------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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