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(don't you see i'm really busy at work? i really should be doing stuff but I can't seem to concentrate today at all..)

I don't read/look at porno magazines. If you have a few minutes and have nothing better to do, read on. You might find it somewhat amusing..

A couple of years back I had no idea what MAXIM was. I meet this amazing guy and we totally hit it off. The first time I come to his place, I'm thinking to myself. Wow, almost too good to be true. Nice place, really neat, etc. Walk into the bathroom and almost FAINT. What do I see? A stack of magazines with 1/2 naked women on the covers. I'm thinking to myself - OH MY GOD - he knew that I was coming over and he did not hide his PORN magazines!!! Needless to say I'm sort of freaking out about what kind of guy this is. I don't say anything and pretend like I haven't noticed anything.

Some time later we are hanging out in the city and stop by a grocery store to get something to drink/smoke/etc. What does he do? He walks over to the magazines and picks up another copy of MAXIM saying "oh, cool, this is the UK edition, I only get the US edition". I almost faint there AGAIN. Standing there embarassed as shit while this guy pays for the magz and other stuff smile.gif We go back to his place, hang out etc etc etc wink.gif After all is done (khm), he goes and grabs the magazine and brings it back to bed. Once again, I'm thinking OMFG, he's gonna read porno magazines with me right there!!! I'm still surprised I didn't run out the door right there and then. Finally, he reads something and starts laughing like crazy. I'm thinking, oh good.. He's gonna show me some sick ass picture of a blonde getting fucked by 5 midgets while sucking a horse's dick. Instead he reads me those funny stories that people send into Maxim (one I still remember - this guy wrote that his gf hated the way he snored so one night she stuck tampons in his nose and he needed to have them surgically removed). So that was my "introduction" to MAXIM.

It's the BEST ever. Funniest sickest shit you can possibly ask for. I might apply for a job there smile.gif

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I used to work for Maxim... that was definitely the coolest job I've ever had. We used to surf the web for porn, and if we found something cool, we'd forward it to our editors and they'd make fun of it. Oh yes, we did useful stuff too, like publish the website... But anyway, the sick stuff that we've found... that was some serious desensitivity training!

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FHM is a great magazine the last one with Carmen Electra on the cover is great it also has 9 hot women on TV....The girl on the TV show J.A.G. is such a HOTTY.....had no clue? cwm4.gifcwm30.gifcwm29.gifcwm32.gif

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GamePro magazine!

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Maxim definitely gets my vote. In addition to having the most beautiful women on the cover and inside, there are hilarious articles and even sometimes educational ones. I read about Absynthe for the first time in Maxim and actually found some and tripped balls. FHM and Stuff (same people as Maxim) is good too, but Maxim is the best.

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