glowgirl Posted October 9 Report Share Posted October 9 Ok guys~~~~~~A friend asked me this question and i thought, who'd better to get advise from but the board!Hand jobs the do's and the don't'sI told her that maybe he can show her the way he likes it.......please post------------------Hi! How ya doing? where ya been, I had thoughts of you all night long. Can't describe what you did, but you got me so! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mysteriousss Posted October 9 Report Share Posted October 9 Ok, I GOTTA tell you guys this joke. Not the most classy or funny ones, but it fits the topic:A young teenage couple is on their first date. Both of them are virgins and barely know how to kiss. They start making out and the guy asks the girl to give him a bj. She refuses saying how gross it is. No matter how he begs and pleads, she doesn't want to do it.So he asks her for a handjob. She has no idea what it is. The guy explains to her that all she has to do is hold his penis in her hand and shake it like she'd shake a bottle of juice.So she starts shaking it and the guy is going crazy. She's shaking it harder and harder and the guy is about to cum when his face turns all blue. When he can't take it anymore, he screams:"Take your damn thumb off the cap!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeydollaz Posted October 9 Report Share Posted October 9 hmmm hand jobs .. i dont think u can realy fuck them up cuz they're never really that great anyways ! /....=) ... but just keep in mind the rules to handling a man's penis .. ya know be nice to it and whatnot . if you wanna make it a real good hand job turn it into a blow job =) ------------------*************************lets go jets ..... ************************* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PinkFloyd40 Posted October 9 Report Share Posted October 9 Originally posted by mysteriousss:Ok, I GOTTA tell you guys this joke. Not the most classy or funny ones, but it fits the topic:A young teenage couple is on their first date. Both of them are virgins and barely know how to kiss. They start making out and the guy asks the girl to give him a bj. She refuses saying how gross it is. No matter how he begs and pleads, she doesn't want to do it.So he asks her for a handjob. She has no idea what it is. The guy explains to her that all she has to do is hold his penis in her hand and shake it like she'd shake a bottle of juice.So she starts shaking it and the guy is going crazy. She's shaking it harder and harder and the guy is about to cum when his face turns all blue. When he can't take it anymore, he screams:"Take your damn thumb off the cap!"LOL -Rob------------------"And thus they give the time, that Nature meantFor peaceful sleep and meditative snores,To ceaseless din and mindless merrimentAnd waste of shoes and floors." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notforkids Posted October 9 Report Share Posted October 9 Originally posted by joeydollaz:if you wanna make it a real good hand job turn it into a blow job =) joey, you da man!PEACE,notforkids------------------You know what I was, you see what I am: change me, change me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DollaBill Posted October 9 Report Share Posted October 9 Hand jobs really suck ladies we like blow jobs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simonthesorcerer Posted October 9 Report Share Posted October 9 the man's got a point.. Originally posted by DollaBill:Hand jobs really suck ladies we like blow jobs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
porn Posted October 9 Report Share Posted October 9 I also prefer blow jobs to hand jobs. If you don't feel like giving a blow job a good old fuck will do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nickijay Posted October 9 Report Share Posted October 9 a guy once said to me that there's no point in a girl giving him a hand job b/c that's just something he can do to himself and prob. do a better job.......so why i don't even bother unless it's requested which has never happened!!------------------ Boink like a bunny!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simonthesorcerer Posted October 10 Report Share Posted October 10 the lady's got a better point Originally posted by uknjx2:a guy once said to me that there's no point in a girl giving him a hand job b/c that's just something he can do to himself and prob. do a better job.......so why i don't even bother unless it's requested which has never happened!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lexxxi Posted October 10 Report Share Posted October 10 I prefer giving a blowjob to a handjob...taste so yummie having a big one my mouth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmgreenz Posted October 10 Report Share Posted October 10 That's exactly the post that I was going to make. But, it's a good thing it was already on here because that means word is spreading.handjobs are tricky. At best, they're ok. At worst, they can painful.But, for tips. . .look at his face and see if he's enjoying himself, or writhing in pain.and, once he's done, let go - immediately. don't stroke it or do anything else with it the sensitivity changes, what was good a minute ago can be excrutiating right afterwards.DM Originally posted by uknjx2:a guy once said to me that there's no point in a girl giving him a hand job b/c that's just something he can do to himself and prob. do a better job.......so why i don't even bother unless it's requested which has never happened!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glowgirl Posted October 10 Author Report Share Posted October 10 I'm def all about the blowjobs!!!Love it !!!!Hand jobs I did that in high school but a friends wanted to kmowI'd much rather watch a guy jerkoff and then finish off with my lips around it!!! ------------------Hi! How ya doing? where ya been, I had thoughts of you all night long. Can't describe what you did, but you got me so! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evovr6 Posted October 10 Report Share Posted October 10 Yeah blow jobs are much better, butIf you wanna give a handie, try using some lube, or in the shower, some bath gel or something, that makes it worthwhile. Without it, girls can never seem to do it without creating too much unwanted friction. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scandalgirl Posted October 10 Report Share Posted October 10 Try it in the shower: soap him up really well, sit underneath him (he's standing), put your left hand on top at kind of a 90 degree angle to his penis and your right hand parallel on the bottom (directions are for righties). It's kind of like the position some people use when they clap their hands, but for the love of god, don't clap your hands! Does this make sense? Try to keep your hands kind of flat. It sounds weird, but my guy loves it. Especially as a primer for the evening... lather, rinse, repeat (with your mouth). And if you don't like the hand-thing, you're in a great position already for, well, you know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scandalgirl Posted October 10 Report Share Posted October 10 Lordie, I use a lot of smilies.Just wanted to note I learned the above from a gay friend, and I _think_ it was also on one of those Real Sex shows on HBO. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trippintrance64 Posted October 10 Report Share Posted October 10 WhatEVER you do, for the LOVE OF GOD.....do not rub the very top (peehole) too hard. I was seeing this fem once, and she was down there doin' her thing, and i was loving it!...then all of a sudden, she began to rub that area really rough-like...it was sore as hell for a good 2 days. ------------------A man makes his sunshine, and he makes his rain. Look at what you have, and where you are, before you say, "I've had a horrible day" Appreciate what you have, and realize how much others wish they could have that much. Live Life, and LOVE IT! --MeI don't give a fuck if its dark or not! I'm harder than ME tryin' to park a dodge....when I'm drunk as FUCK, right next to a humongus truck, in a 2 car garage!A few quotes from one of my fav. movies:1) ELO!2) Abbacazzaba! You're my best friend!3)They Killed Killer B!!!!!4)Fuck u Fuck u Fuck u YOU"RE COOL Fuck u....I'm Out!5) Next time....You're gonna give me your Cocktail!......FRUIT!Hehehehehehe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lolly Posted October 10 Report Share Posted October 10 Originally posted by uknjx2:a guy once said to me that there's no point in a girl giving him a hand job b/c that's just something he can do to himself and prob. do a better job.......so why i don't even bother unless it's requested which has never happened!!I second that notion. Hand jobs are gay. PLaying with it is fun, but it takes a good one to get a guy off. I don't like any guy to just sit there and finger me....it sucks. Just my opinion Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rustytrombone Posted October 11 Report Share Posted October 11 gettin a hand job with lotion is the bomb! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
littleboybleu Posted October 11 Report Share Posted October 11 i bet theres actually alot of guys out there that like getting hands just as much as BJ's(me being not one of those) but different strokes for different folks.------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thesandman Posted October 11 Report Share Posted October 11 Hand Jobs are a lost art, yea they are a lost art dating back to high school but its been a while since getting a real good one. There are 2 keys that women must learn/do for hand jobs:1. Talk dirty at the same time 2. Spit on it Fact/Case Closed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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