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Ok today I was talking to that guy in brazil and we talked about us having sex...and were going to...i need help...wat will make it memorable and...i need to get loose do u have any suggestions other than a dildo?please i only have a month and half till he comes down

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Originally posted by smellykelly:

...i need to get loose do u have any suggestions other than a dildo?please i only have a month and half till he comes down

How about...ummm....an eggplant?? I don't know. What the hell kinda question is that? I think you're already "loose" if your gonna have sex with some guy from Brazil that you met over the internet. I feel the sarcasm though too.

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First of all, I think you are kinda over obsessed with this Brazilian guy and you are probably gonna give it up to this dude and never see him again.

That said, why the hell would you wanna loosen up? Isn't that the whole point of losing your virginity? Why the fuck do it with a dildo?

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Wait, I like the eggplant idea...or how about a huge cucumber or a zucchini? Something about girls and fresh vegetables...talk about tossin' a salad, whew. Or maybe have your best friend fist you or something. cwm3.gif

Girl, what the hell are you talkin' about, hump the guy, never see him again, go through a month of kickin' yourself in the ass for doing something stooopid, then meet someone you really love (or like) build a relationship on trust, caring, and friendship then do all sorts of fun and kinky shit with him...or forget about this Brazilian fool and do the later of the above and have your first time mean something to you and be a positive experience. Just my 2 pesos.

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