JackMeOff Posted November 2 Report Share Posted November 2 Ladies close your eyes (and hoes too if you're sensitive)here it goes:A man and his four-year-old son were talking about sex. The son askedhis father, "Dad, what does a pussy look like?"The dad asked him, "Before or after sex?""Ummm, before sex," the kid replied.The dad said, "Have you ever seen a beautiful red rose with soft redpetals?""Yeah," said the son. "Well, what about after sex?"His dad replied, "Have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonnaise?" ------------------ [This message has been edited by Ph0eniX (edited 11-02-2000).] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rj752000 Posted November 2 Report Share Posted November 2 ------------------"Come closer to the speakers so I can see the light in your eyes...""When the sun comes up, I have morals again....""See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tato09 Posted November 2 Report Share Posted November 2 haha, that was good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bcre3306 Posted November 2 Report Share Posted November 2 Thats was fucking funny shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mysteriousss Posted November 3 Report Share Posted November 3 LOL.. Gross Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sonicgroov Posted November 3 Report Share Posted November 3 haha.nasty, dirty, funny shit.peace out ------------------~~ TrYpDaLyTeFaNtAsTiC ~~Who's your daddy?!?....FRANKIE BONES Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brandie Posted November 3 Report Share Posted November 3 ick. luv,brandie------------------"And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music."**NEW EMAIL!!** brandie@powerpuff.com AIM: loves2coxi love Rob *always&forever* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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