rachel1997 Posted November 14 Report Share Posted November 14 The Top 10 Reasons Why It Sucks To Be A Dick 10. You've got a hole in your head. 9. Your master strangles you all the time. 8. Your head is disproportionate to the rest of your body. 7. You shrink in cold water. 6. You never get a haircut. 5. You always hang around with 2 nuts. 4. Your closest neighbor is an asshole. 3. Your best friend is a pussy. 2. Your scalp gets cut off if you're Jewish. And the number one reason why it sucks to be a dick: 1. Everytime you get excited, you throw up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lolly Posted November 14 Report Share Posted November 14 LMAO!! Good one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mysteriousss Posted November 14 Report Share Posted November 14 Another one that I rememberYour head is banged against the wall on a regular basis.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviljav666 Posted November 14 Report Share Posted November 14 ladies that was funny. sure mine gets short in cold water. but you have understand only some men have thier (chesters) ready. thats the name of my fat boy. Espicialy after coming out of cold water. IT HURT TOO. Later later. KILL KILL KILL.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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