Naughty Joke Of The Day

[rachel1997]

A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart's

birthday and as they had not been dating very long, after careful

consideration, he decided a pair of gloves would strike the right note,

romantic but not too personal. Accompanied by his sweetheart's younger

sister, he went to Nordstrom's and bought a pair of white gloves. The

sister purchased a pair of panties for herself. During the wrapping

the clerk mixed up the items and the sister got the gloves and the

sweetheart got the panties. Without checking the contents, the young

man sealed the package and sent it to his sweetheart with the following

note :

I chose these because I noticed that you are not

in the habit of wearing any when we go out in the

evening. If it had not been for your sister, I

would have chosen the long ones with the buttons

but she wears short ones that are easier to remove.

These are a delicate shade, but the lady I bought

them from showed me the pair she had been wearing

for the past three weeks and they are hardly soiled.

I had her try yours on for me and she looked really

smart. I wish I was there to put them on for you the

first time, as no doubt other hands will come in

contact with them before I have a chance to see you

again. When you take them off, remember to blow in

them before putting them away as they will naturally

be a little damp from wearing. Just think how many

times I will kiss them during the coming year!

All my love,

P.S. The latest style is to wear them folded down with

a little fur showing.

[glowball]

YOOOO that was madddd funny lol keep on post them lol pleaes lol hehe

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