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Naughty Joke Of The Day

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An old cowboy, dressed to kill with cowboy shirt, hat, jeans, spurs

and chaps went to a bar and ordered a drink. While he sat there

sipping his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him. "Are you a

real cowboy?" she asked.

"Well," he replied, "I have spent my whole life on the ranch,

herding cows, breaking horses, mending fences, and the lot, so I

guess I am."

After a short while he asked her what she was. She replied, "Well,

I've never been on a ranch before so I'm definitely not a

cowboy. Actually, I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking

about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think of women.

When I eat, shower, and watch TV, I always seem to be thinking

of women."

The confused but intrigued cowboy ordered another drink. Some

time later, a couple sat down next to him and asked, "Are you a

real cowboy?"

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