mareluna Posted December 16 Report Share Posted December 16 Kosinski saved up his money for an excursion to Reno, where he soon found himself at the bar next to a very attractive brunette. "Say, could I buy you a drink?" he asked boldly."Forget it buddy," she replied, not unkindly. "I'm gay."Kosinski looked blank."I'm a lesbian," she elaborated.Kosinski shook his head. "What's a lesbian?""See that woman over there?" She pointed at a lovely blond waitress serving drinks on the far side of the room.Kosinski nodded, perking up."Well, I'd like to take her up to my room," the brunette explained, "take all her clothes off, and nibble her tits and lick every curve and suck every inch of that sweet young thing, all night long."At this, Kosinski burst into tears and buried his head in his arms. "Why the hell are you crying?" asked his companion gruffly."I think I'm a lesbian too," he sobbed.------------------ "And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbound Posted December 16 Report Share Posted December 16 I knew my lesbianhood a long time ago...bring on the hot babes------------------ AIM: ZUinc2000E-Mail: ZUinc99@aol.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rachel1997 Posted December 17 Report Share Posted December 17 LOLCutE!------------------ This genie grants 3 wishes... Hey I'm not sharing! He's all MINE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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