rachel1997 Posted December 29 Report Share Posted December 29 Joke Of The Day Ma and pa jones are a-settin in the livinroom listenin to the local preacher on their radio. The preacher says he can heal any illness if they will just put their hand on the appropriate body part and press their other hand on the radio. Mrs. Jones places her left hand on her poor ole painful arthritic hip, and hobbles over to place her right hand on the radio. Mr. Jones then puts his right hand on the radio and his left hand on his... Fly. Mrs. Jones looks at him, rolls her eyes up in her head and says in a thoroughly disgusted voice: "You idjit--he says he can heal the sick--not raise the dead!" ------------------ This genie grants 3 wishes... Hey I'm not sharing! He's all MINE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobadrinker Posted December 30 Report Share Posted December 30 Funny as always...I've passed some of your jokes on to my friends and gotten great responses...Keep'em coming!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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