orchid21 Posted March 2 Report Share Posted March 2 1. Only in America....can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skatingrink.3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back ofthe store to get their prescriptions while healthy peoplecan buy cigarettes at the front.4. Only in America......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and adiet coke.5. Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens tothe counters.6. Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the drivewayand put our useless junk in the garage.7. Only in America......do we use answering machines to screen calls and then havecall waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn'twant to talk to in the first place.8. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packagesof eight.9. Only in America......do we use the word "politics" to describe the process sowell: "poli" in Latin meaning "many" and "tics" meaning"bloodsucking creatures".10. Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.To: "'Angela E'" <Angie111356 @Aol.Com> "'Lee And Nan'" <Ln91Tweety @Aol.Com> "'Ann Marie'" <Unforgetta @Aol.Com> "'Maria Miccio'" <Noasmom.Maria @Verizon.Net> "'Beth It'" <Blagreca @Hadassah.Org> "'Lubes'" <Jmcranston @Aol.Com> "'Bina Lacalamita'" <Clacalamita @Gdclaw.Com> "'Mary Bartley'" <Bartleyfl @Aol.Com> "'Carol Zirngibl'" <Zirngiblc @Sullcrom.Com> "'Patricia Sullivan'" <Sullivpa @Mgh.Com> "'Cathy Quiles'" <Dvlspt99 @Aol.Com> "'Rosa And Danny'" <Dan_Deluca @Msn.Com> "'Donna Coffey'" <Dcrn61 @Aol.Com> "'Rosanne Mcfarland'" <Corona252 @Aol.Com> "'Dot'" <Dink920 @Aol.Com> "'Steph'" <Stephtaco1 @Aol.Com> "'Erma'" <Tacorose117 @Aol.Com> "'Tara Millilo'" <Tpmills @Aol.Com> "'Gregg Blackhall'" <Gmb1123 @Aol.Com> "'Teri Maher'" <Tmaher @Milbank.Com> "'Judi Fitzgerald'" <Fitz714 @Aol.Com> "'Tracy Blais'" <Tblais @Stroock.Com> Kathleen Mccann/Chase @Chase "'Wendy Crasto'" <Wendy.Crasto @Us.Pwcglobal.Com> "'Kerry Mcconway'" <Impressem @Aol.Com>------------------ "Luna, thank you so much!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djmoonshine Posted March 2 Report Share Posted March 2 lol.. jesus... that's all fucking true, but you don't realize how stupid we are till you read it... i hang my head in shame...p.s. i HATE diet coke...lololol... ------------------the secret of being a bore is to tell everything ~vOLTAIRE one should never trust a woman who tells her real age. a woman who would tell that would tell one anything ~ oSCAR wILDE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The MiSSeS Posted March 2 Report Share Posted March 2 That was funny.. lol =)------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbound Posted March 2 Report Share Posted March 2 LOL = i lov # 4!------------------ UNBOUNDGettin'UNWOUND AIM: ZUinc2000 TëMA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spd1980 Posted March 2 Report Share Posted March 2 hahaha. Those are so true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmb1975 Posted March 2 Report Share Posted March 2 LOL!!! I love the last one...I always wondered about that!!!------------------ The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
orchid21 Posted March 2 Author Report Share Posted March 2 ::------------------ "Luna, thank you so much!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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