...So you BUMS think it's tough being a Woman?...

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>The Male Agenda

> > >

A man was sick and tired of going

to work every day while his wife

stayed

home. He wanted her to see what he

went through so he prayed, "Dear

Lord, I

go to work every day and put in 8

hours while my wife merely stays at

home.

I want her to know what I go

through, so please create a trade

in our

bodies.

God, in his infinite wisdom,

granted the man's wish. The next

morning,

sure

enough, the man awoke as a woman.

He arose, cooked breakfast for his

mate,

awakened the kids, set out their

school clothes,fed them breakfast,

packed

their lunches, drove them to

school, came home and picked up the

dry

cleaning, took it to the cleaners

and stopped at the bank to draw out

money

to pay the power bill and telephone

bill, drove to the power company

and

the

phone company and paid the bills,

went grocery shopping,came home and

put

away the groceries. He cleaned the

cat's litter box and bathed the

dog.

Then it was already 1 p.m. and he

hurried to make the beds, do the

laundry,

vacuum, dust, and sweep and mop the

kitchen floor. Ran to the school to

pick

up the kids and got into an

argument with them on the way home.

Set out

cookies and milk and got the kids

organized to do their homework,

then set

up the ironing board and watched TV

while he did the ironing. At 4:30

he began peeling potatoes and

washing

greens for salad, breaded the pork

chops and snapped fresh beans for

supper.

After supper he cleaned the

kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded

laundry,

bathed the kids, and put them to

bed. At 9 p.m. he was exhausted

and,

though

his daily chores weren't finished,

he went to bed where he was

expected to

make love-which he managed to get

through without complaint.

The next morning he awoke and

immediately knelt by the bed and

said "Lord,I

don't know what I was thinking. I

was so wrong to envy my wife's

being able

to stay home all day. Please, oh

please, let us trade back."

The Lord, in his infinite wisdom,

replied, "My son, I feel you have

learned

your lesson and I will be happy to

change things back to the way they

were.

You'll have to wait 9 months,

though. You got pregnant last

night.

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Sticks and Stones may break my bones..but..words..can't..hurt..meeeee...

so there

[cmb1975]

LOL!!!

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The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.

[helpermonkey]

"stopped at the bank to draw out

money

to pay the power bill and telephone

bill, drove to the power company

and

the

phone company and paid the bills,"

Who the fuck drives to their local utility office to pay their bills? People usually pay their bills once amonth, and it takes all of five minutes. Fucking whiners.

[tastyt]

Originally posted by helpermonkey:

Who the fuck drives to their local utility office to pay their bills? People usually pay their bills once amonth, and it takes all of five minutes. Fucking whiners.

Umm, hellooo, it was a GUY who posted this... look a little more closely next time before drawing asinine conclusions...

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