mattyparsons Posted March 23 Report Share Posted March 23 i was styling my pubic hair in preparation of tonight. now, my skin always gets dry from the hairdryer, but that's easily remedied with lotion. turns out, i'm out of lotion because my dog is in heat and i've had to jack him off ten times a day for the last week. so i borrowed a tube of what i thought was lotion from my roommate. turns out, it was nair. so now, the pubic hair i worked so hard to make purty is nonexistent. oh, woe is me!it looked great too; it was parted on the left side and pinned back with a sparkly barrette. then curled into a flip on the sides. and a braid in the back *sniff* ------------------ underground will live forever baby, we like roaches, never die, always livin'... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trippintrance64 Posted March 23 Report Share Posted March 23 Do you smell oranges?-----------------------"Embracing the goddess energy within yourselves will bring all of you to a new understanding, and value of life. A vision, that inspires you to live, and love, on planet earth. Like a priceless jewel, buried in dark layers of soil and stone.... earth radiates her brilliant beauty into the caverns of space and time. Perhaps you are aware of those who watch over your home. And experience in this place to visit, and play with reality. You are becoming aware of yourself...as a Game master.......... AIM: fantom0680A.RRiezgo@verizon.net <----- NEW E-MAIL ADDRESS!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tastyt Posted March 23 Report Share Posted March 23 Not to fret; I know a fabu little salon in the West Vill where you can get a wig for your weiner, they'll even style it up all nice for ya.------------------I never try anything, I just do it... Wanna try me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lillizzy Posted March 23 Report Share Posted March 23 oh matty i am so sorry! ------------------~*~lizzy~*~aim: woa its lizzyEXIT fridays: Lil Lizzy's Guestlist;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ichi_gami Posted March 24 Report Share Posted March 24 Originally posted by trippintrance64:Do you smell oranges? ------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cathyo Posted March 25 Report Share Posted March 25 tragic ::shakes head::------------------ ~*~*~Don't use time or words carelessly, neither can be retrieved.~*~*~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PinkFloyd40 Posted March 25 Report Share Posted March 25 you should try braiding your ass hair too...------------------"People demand freedom of speech as a compensation for the freedom of thought which they never use" -Soren Kierkegaard"People who know little are usually great talkers, while men who know much say little." -Rousseau Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keshiki Posted March 25 Report Share Posted March 25 you are a complete crackmonkey------------------B L O W G O A T S!!! Cancellation has been reversed due to the diligence of SIR Goatblower (aka MarioNY)We LOVE YOU!!!!!GOATS FOREVER!Next Project:B E E F Y ITALIANS!!!!!Bring on the meatsauce. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lolly Posted March 25 Report Share Posted March 25 Too friggin funny!! That brings back some memories of Halloween when I was younger. We put nair in this kid in the neighborhood's hair and it all fell out. I felt so bad, but couldn't help but laugh at the bald spots he had for a few weeks. Childhood....ahhhh the memories. lol------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loch Posted March 26 Report Share Posted March 26 Originally posted by lolly: Too friggin funny!! That brings back some memories of Halloween when I was younger. We put nair in this kid in the neighborhood's hair and it all fell out. I felt so bad, but couldn't help but laugh at the bald spots he had for a few weeks. Childhood....ahhhh the memories. lolhey, that kid was me! meanie!!! i'm scarred for life!!!!!!!!!!!! LOOK AT ME !@#$! ----> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattyparsons Posted March 26 Author Report Share Posted March 26 there are also other things you should never do, mainly, dont' ever post on deanna11's computer because she'll snag your password and have some good clean fun with your screenname.hehe------------------ underground will live forever baby, we like roaches, never die, always livin'... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j303j Posted March 26 Report Share Posted March 26 sure matty we all know you are a freek. ------------------ A ho don't make a housewife.pappa's been smooth since the days of underoos!!!!AOL J303J Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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