apdiddy Posted March 29 Report Share Posted March 29 I just got back from the doctor's and he informed me that i am infact not a human being but a goat. so when can we do this?------------------got drugs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keshiki Posted March 29 Report Share Posted March 29 Well, my dear, you will have to first specify which breed of goat you are. you may access pertinent information at www.allgoats.com/ if you are my favorite type, we'll talk business.------------------GOATS FOREVER!Next Project:B E E F Y MF's!!!!!Bring on the meatsauce. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReginaP Posted March 29 Report Share Posted March 29 Dear Keshiki,Hi, my name is Regina and I ordered my Kiko goat several weeks ago. Yet he as still not arrived! The Maltese gov't is giving me the runaround. What do I do?Your faithful reader,Regina------------------=)reginadp121@aol.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keshiki Posted March 29 Report Share Posted March 29 Originally posted by ReginaP:Dear Keshiki,Hi, my name is Regina and I ordered my Kiko goat several weeks ago. Yet he as still not arrived! The Maltese gov't is giving me the runaround. What do I do?Your faithful reader,Reginawell my dear customer, I might have to go do a special run to "the island" to get the special Kiko breed. Don't worry, it will be well worth the wait.ciao,keshique le goatherding freak------------------GOATS FOREVER!Next Project:B E E F Y MF's!!!!!Bring on the meatsauce. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReginaP Posted March 29 Report Share Posted March 29 Originally posted by keshiki: Originally posted by ReginaP:Dear Keshiki,Hi, my name is Regina and I ordered my Kiko goat several weeks ago. Yet he as still not arrived! The Maltese gov't is giving me the runaround. What do I do?Your faithful reader,Reginawell my dear customer, I might have to go do a special run to "the island" to get the special Kiko breed. Don't worry, it will be well worth the wait.ciao,keshique le goatherding freakOooh baby I can't wait to get my hands on that goat...the things I want to do to him!!! I hope he comes with his own apartment ------------------=)reginadp121@aol.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarioNY Posted March 29 Report Share Posted March 29 I'm sorry Keshiki but we are NOT circumcising Balkini....------------------ MarioNY.com AOL:ZOMBLA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keshiki Posted March 29 Report Share Posted March 29 Originally posted by MarioNY:I'm sorry Keshiki but we are NOT circumcising Balkini....too late honey, he is a JEW!!!!------------------GOATS FOREVER!Next Project:B E E F Y MF's!!!!!Bring on the meatsauce. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarioNY Posted March 29 Report Share Posted March 29 Originally posted by keshiki:too late honey, he is a JEW!!!!Hey? I thought he was MALTESE?!??!?!After all the Maltese government is funding this project!!!------------------ MarioNY.com AOL:ZOMBLA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keshiki Posted March 29 Report Share Posted March 29 Originally posted by MarioNY: Hey? I thought he was MALTESE?!??!?!After all the Maltese government is funding this project!!!well I guess he can be the first Maltese Jew Goat to walk the streets of Manhattan on a leash made of angel hair pasta...is that aight with you???------------------GOATS FOREVER!Next Project:B E E F Y MF's!!!!!Bring on the meatsauce. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarioNY Posted March 29 Report Share Posted March 29 Originally posted by keshiki: Originally posted by MarioNY: Hey? I thought he was MALTESE?!??!?!After all the Maltese government is funding this project!!!well I guess he can be the first Maltese Jew Goat to walk the streets of Manhattan on a leash made of angel hair pasta...is that aight with you???AIGHT!!!! ------------------ MarioNY.com AOL:ZOMBLA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
apdiddy Posted March 29 Author Report Share Posted March 29 well i just got back from the doc's again, and seems i'm half kiko half balkini. so lets all 3 of us get togethere. i'm not a stud like the balkini shown in the pic, but i've learned some tricks through the years. so name the time and place ladies, and lets get the goatblowingfestivities started!!!------------------got drugs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keshiki Posted March 29 Report Share Posted March 29 Originally posted by p00h:well i just got back from the doc's again, and seems i'm half kiko half balkini. so lets all 3 of us get togethere. i'm not a stud like the balkini shown in the pic, but i've learned some tricks through the years. so name the time and place ladies, and lets get the goatblowingfestivities started!!!well that is excellent to hear that you are half BALKINI....what a wonderful genetic composition you must have, if ya catch my drift ; ) anyway, you'll have to check with mario about appointments with keshique le freak for goatblowingfestivities...he has the Palm Goatblowing Version VIII.thanks and keep up the good work!------------------GOATS FOREVER!Next Project:B E E F Y MF's!!!!!Bring on the meatsauce. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
apdiddy Posted March 30 Author Report Share Posted March 30 kiko, thats my breed, yeah. so i'm assuming you dig the kikos? so when are we on? and if u like, when keshiki and i are done, i can curl up into a box and mail myself to you too regina. there's enough of this kiko goat to go around for all...------------------got drugs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReginaP Posted March 30 Report Share Posted March 30 Originally posted by p00h:kiko, thats my breed, yeah. so i'm assuming you dig the kikos? so when are we on? and if u like, when keshiki and i are done, i can curl up into a box and mail myself to you too regina. there's enough of this kiko goat to go around for all...Kiko is MY breed, not Laura's, so keep guessing! But I'm willing to try out any Kiko but beware: I know an imposter when I see one, and back to Malta you go! ------------------=)reginadp121@aol.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keshiki Posted March 30 Report Share Posted March 30 Well, the personal love of my life Balkini is a member of the illustrious Saneen breed which makes me flow like the river Nile if you know what i'm sayin'....but Kiko will have to do.------------------GOATS FOREVER!Next Project:B E E F Y MF's!!!!!Bring on the meatsauce. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReginaP Posted March 30 Report Share Posted March 30 Originally posted by keshiki:Well, the personal love of my life Balkini is a member of the illustrious Saneen breed which makes me flow like the river Nile if you know what i'm sayin'....but Kiko will have to do.Girl, I totally know what you're saying...I can pick up goat pheromones miles and miles away...but Balkini is without a doubt the best there ever was or will be ------------------=)reginadp121@aol.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keshiki Posted March 30 Report Share Posted March 30 the love of my life: i'm a fawkin moron by the way------------------GOATS FOREVER!Next Project:B E E F Y MF's!!!!!Bring on the meatsauce.[This message has been edited by keshiki (edited 03-29-2001).][This message has been edited by keshiki (edited 03-29-2001).] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wizard Posted March 30 Report Share Posted March 30 no joke, my grandad used to keep a goat for a pet out here in suburbia. her name was Rosebud, her favorite snack was tobacco and shirtsleeves. she had her people, like a dog or cat has its people. anyone she disliked had to watch the fuck out though, she knocked many a jackass off their feet with a headbutt to the midsection. i have many affectionate memories of Rosebud, she was a great pet. one amusing quote that sticks in my head, from 'grand'... in referance to the egyptian folks who moved in opposite him... "why do you s'pose them A-rabs keep eye'in up my Rosebud?"he was friends with the neighbors in question, but for some reason had it in his head they were looking to make kebab out of Rosebud.goats make great pets------------------don't act too cool because you might get shot... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReginaP Posted March 30 Report Share Posted March 30 Wooohooo Keshiki you just gave me a HOT FLASH!! Mmm mmm good.... ------------------=)reginadp121@aol.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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