puck Posted January 23 Report Share Posted January 23 dudes we should email this to the academy awards Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmb1975 Posted January 23 Report Share Posted January 23 here is more...When a phone line is broken or someone hangs up unexpectedly, communication channels can be restored by frantically beating the cradle and saying "Hello? Hello?". Clasping your hands together and hitting the bad guy's back will guarantee unconsciousnessWhen people switch a light off, it will still be possible to see everything in the room, just in a slightly subdued/bluish colorA villain will always commit murder right in front of the window when someone with binoculars is watching------------------i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soulshaker Posted January 23 Report Share Posted January 23 i got one:the car will always start, unless there's a maniac outside your door with an axe.------------------do what i want to do, say what i want to say, be what i want to be....free Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmb1975 Posted January 23 Report Share Posted January 23 LOL!!! absolutely!!!!------------------i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmb1975 Posted January 24 Report Share Posted January 24 During all police investigations it will be necessary to visit a strip club at least once.All telephone numbers in America begin with the digits 555.Most dogs are immortal.If being chased through town, you can usually take cover in a passingSt. Patrick's Day parade - at any time of the year.All beds have special L-shaped cover sheets which reach up to the armpitlevel on a woman but only to waist level on the man lying beside her.All grocery shopping bags contain at least one stick of French Bread.It's easy for anyone to land a plane providing there is someone in thecontrol tower to talk you down.Once applied, lipstick will never rub off - even while scuba diving.The ventilation system of any building is the perfect hiding place.No-one will ever think of looking for you in there and you can travel toany other part of the building you want without difficulty.If you need to reload your gun, you will always have more ammunition -even if you haven't been carrying any before now.You're very likely to survive any battle in any war unless you make the mistake of showing someone a picture of your sweetheart back home.Should you wish to pass yourself off as a German officer, it will not be necessary to speak the language. A German accent will do.If your town is threatened by an imminent natural disaster or killer beast, the mayor's first concern will be the tourist trade or his forthcoming art exhibition.The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window in Paris.A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.If a large pane of glass is visible, someone will be thrown through it before long.The Chief of Police is always black.When paying for a taxi, don't look at your wallet as you take out a bill - just grab one at random and hand it over. It will always be the exact fare.Interbreeding is genetically possible with any creature from elsewhere in the universe.Kitchens don't have light switches. When entering a kitchen at night, you should open the fridge door and use that light instead.If staying in a haunted house, women should investigate any strange noises in their most revealing underwear.Word processors never display a cursor on screen but will always say: Enter Password Now.Mothers routinely cook eggs, bacon and waffles for their family every morning even though their husband and children never have time to eat it.Cars that crash will almost always burst into flames.The Chief of Police will always suspend his star detective - or give him 48 hours to finish the job.A single match will be sufficient to light up a room the size of RFK Stadium.Medieval peasants had perfect teeth.Although in the 20th century it is possible to fire weapons at an object out of our visual range, people of the 23rd century will have lost this technology.Any person waking from a nightmare will sit bolt upright and pant.It is not necessary to say hello or goodbye when beginning or ending phone conversations.Even when driving down a perfectly straight road it is necessary to turn the steering wheel vigorously from left to right every few moments.All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red readouts so you know exactly when they're going to go off.It is always possible to park directly outside the building you are visiting.A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into will know all the steps.Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the communication systems of any invading alien civilization.It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involvingmartial arts - your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by oneby dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked outtheir predecessors.When a person is knocked unconscious by a blow to the head, they will never suffer a concussion or brain damage.No-one involved in a car chase, hijacking, explosion, volcanic eruption or alien invasion will ever go into shock.Police Departments give their officers personality tests to make sure they are deliberately assigned a partner who is their total opposite.When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak English to each other.You can always find a chainsaw when you need one.Any lock can be picked by a credit card or a paper clip in seconds - unless it's the door to a burning building with a child trapped inside.An electric fence, powerful enough to kill a dinosaur will cause no lasting damage to an eight year old child.Television news bulletins usually contain a story that affects you personally at that precise moment.------------------i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soulshaker Posted January 24 Report Share Posted January 24 now that's cool------------------do what i want to do, say what i want to say, be what i want to be....free Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
italiamale1977 Posted January 24 Report Share Posted January 24 Holy fucking shit batman! The cats out of the bag!!! That shit is cool to know.... But now movies will suck because I'll be watching for all that shit! ------------------ AOL: Italiamale1977 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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