allishara Posted February 14 Report Share Posted February 14 i thought this was cute!"Those who judge don't matter and those who matter don't judge." The Top 15 Mafia Valentine's Day Greetings 15. My love for you... it came and went. so your feet are now in wet cement. 14. I'm here to fulfill your fondest wishes- Now that your husband sleeps with the fishes. 13. Come to me- It's my final offa, Or you'll be lying wit' Jimmy Hoffa. 12. I picked up this card from a slim selection, But that's all they offer in witness protection. 11. I've waited so long for you to be mine! Now that Sinatra's dead, be *my* Valentine. 10. Be my Valentine... or else... 9. Cinderella got her fella, with a slipper made of glass. So please be mine, Valentine, or I'll have to whack your ass. 8. Violets are blue, roses are red. I blew up your car- So why ain't you dead? 7. The day we met, my little pet, I knew with just one look, You'd bear a son, and now that's done, So shut your mouth and cook! 6. Hey, how you doin'? 5. Youse da greatest. Youse da best. But you're untouchable Like Elliot Ness. 4. Lust is fleeting, True love lingers. Be mine always And you'll keep your fingers. 3. Hope da chocolates is good, but y'know, dis ain't really what a guy's heart looks like. 2. Valentine, dear, I'm a luck fella, you're even better than mozzarella! and the Number 1 Mafia Valentine's Day Greeting... 1. When a goon makes you die, cuz you told him goodbye -- that's amore!Happy F---'in Valentines Day !!!------------------Are those your eyeballs?......because i found them in my cleavage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sin-sational Posted February 14 Report Share Posted February 14 Thats why I love you girl because your so sentimental!!!!Happy V-day!oh did you get the Vermont Teddy Bear I sent you?------------------"I walk through the valley of fear, I fear nothing cause I'm the baddest mother fucker in the valley!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sungoddess Posted February 14 Report Share Posted February 14 Allishara - these are GOOD! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
belladiva Posted February 14 Report Share Posted February 14 Very funny stuff!! ------------------ Better to be hated for what you are, than loved for what you're not... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allishara Posted February 14 Author Report Share Posted February 14 Originally posted by sin-sational:Thats why I love you girl because your so sentimental!!!!Happy V-day!oh did you get the Vermont Teddy Bear I sent you?Happy V-Day back at ya!.. and THANKS for the bear.. at least now i have SOMEONE to spend tonite with ------------------Are those your eyeballs?......because i found them in my cleavage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allishara Posted February 14 Author Report Share Posted February 14 Originally posted by sungoddess:Allishara - these are GOOD! Ahhhhh!.. SunnyG!!!.. im emailin yo ass rite now!!------------------Are those your eyeballs?......because i found them in my cleavage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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