Emmitt Posted March 19 Report Share Posted March 19 how bout roast beef QUEEFS...------------------ SAY WHAT??? HOUSE MUSIC ALL NIGHT LONG... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmb1975 Posted March 19 Report Share Posted March 19 If I don't know you, then absolutely not!!! If we have been dating for a while then yes...c'mon, you guys do it!!!------------------ The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angelhrt1111 Posted March 19 Report Share Posted March 19 Farting<~~haha...I will never ever do that...even in front of my closest friends...I can't....I guess it's the way I was raised with manners....Alli~~I will call you tonight....Did u read that post...What do you think? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sha-sha Posted March 19 Report Share Posted March 19 I don't in front of guys. I think it's gross and big turn-off. That's a little too comfortable for me. But i have 2 funny stories about this. My ex-boyfriend was over my house w/my family.& he keeps going into the bathroom like every 5 minutes. So later on that night he tells me that when he gets nervous he gets really bad gas. I was like "Oh". Meanwhile inside i was cringing. That's more info. than i need to know. I don't know i just think it's a big turn-off. Unless you've been with the person a number or years. Alright- This is a little gross but true. I know this couple, that have been dating about 4 yrs. The girl would sit on her boyfriend's lap when he was taking a shit. EWE!!!! She thinks it's the funniest thing. She cracks up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
italiamale1977 Posted March 19 Report Share Posted March 19 Originally posted by sha-sha:Alright- This is a little gross but true. I know this couple, that have been dating about 4 yrs. The girl would sit on her boyfriend's lap when he was taking a shit. EWE!!!! She thinks it's the funniest thing. She cracks up. ------------------AOL: Italiamale1977 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarahb53 Posted March 19 Report Share Posted March 19 Originally posted by stacylynn:I just hold it in, then I get a really bad stomach ache. I could never fart in front of a guy. No matter how long iv'e been dating him. If im about to explode, i'll simple just take a little walk... hehe I am with you!------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
starcapone Posted March 19 Report Share Posted March 19 Originally posted by italiamale1977:Ladies, do you try to fart silently in front of a man? Or do you excuse yourself to go to the bathroom? I find that if a real hottie that I have been with for a while farts, its ok. Its actually kinda cute. But if I just met you, you betta run to the bathroom!GRoWLLLLi'd fart either loud or silently which ever way it decides to come out and then i'd look @ u and say " u can say excuse me!" ------------------ * can't deny me, why would u want to .. u need me, why don't u try me .. baby u'd want to .. believe me * Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
italiamale1977 Posted March 20 Report Share Posted March 20 Ladies, do you try to fart silently in front of a man? Or do you excuse yourself to go to the bathroom? I find that if a real hottie that I have been with for a while farts, its ok. Its actually kinda cute. But if I just met you, you betta run to the bathroom!GRoWLLLL------------------AOL: Italiamale1977 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stacylynn Posted March 20 Report Share Posted March 20 I just hold it in, then I get a really bad stomach ache. I could never fart in front of a guy. No matter how long iv'e been dating him. If im about to explode, i'll simple just take a little walk... hehe ------------------"What ever the mind can conceive and believe it can achieve." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djustinh Posted March 20 Report Share Posted March 20 she farts in front of you? rotf, thats nuts!------------------a mind stretched by new dimensions can never be the same againYour laughing at me cause I am different? Shit, im laughing at you cause your all the fucking same! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviljav666 Posted March 20 Report Share Posted March 20 italia check your pm..ive had plenty of my girl friends fart in front of me..so i dont hold it against any one...i do hate like this weekend...a johnny farting while people are dancing and letting it linger in the air..i fucking hate that at least walk away and come back..kill WORSHIP THE ONION!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
queenbitch Posted March 20 Report Share Posted March 20 Originally posted by stacylynn:I just hold it in, then I get a really bad stomach ache. I could never fart in front of a guy. No matter how long iv'e been dating him. If im about to explode, i'll simple just take a little walk... hehe I guess you need to run to the bathroom all the time because you a full of hot air you stupid bitch. There is nothing worse than a dumb bitch. It give us real bitches a bad name. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djustinh Posted March 20 Report Share Posted March 20 can we say, harsh? damn ------------------a mind stretched by new dimensions can never be the same againYour laughing at me cause I am different? Shit, im laughing at you cause your all the fucking same! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmb1975 Posted March 20 Report Share Posted March 20 Originally posted by starcapone: i'd fart either loud or silently which ever way it decides to come out and then i'd look @ u and say " u can say excuse me!" LMAO!!!! That was funny!!! ------------------ The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stacylynn Posted March 20 Report Share Posted March 20 Originally posted by queenbitch: I guess you need to run to the bathroom all the time because you a full of hot air you stupid bitch. There is nothing worse than a dumb bitch. It give us real bitches a bad name."Oh My GOD" does your Bitch Attitude follow into every fucking board??? I really have to say that you need a huge attitude adjustment... Keep your attitude between your own Bitches!------------------"What ever the mind can conceive and believe it can achieve." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
italiamale1977 Posted March 20 Report Share Posted March 20 Come on now ladies.... We're talking about farts here!!! ------------------AOL: Italiamale1977 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sha-sha Posted March 20 Report Share Posted March 20 Originally posted by italiamale1977:Come on now ladies.... We're talking about farts here!!!LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stacylynn Posted March 20 Report Share Posted March 20 Her name explains it all!------------------"What ever the mind can conceive and believe it can achieve." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
queenbitch Posted March 20 Report Share Posted March 20 Originally posted by stacylynn: "Oh My GOD" does your Bitch Attitude follow into every fucking board??? I really have to say that you need a huge attitude adjustment... Keep your attitude between your own Bitches!Are you going to cry?? Poor little baby. I don't think I need an attitude adjustment but maybe you need a life adjustment. I am quite happy with my attitude, thanks. I will keep you in mind if I ever decide to go for that adjustment but don't hold you breath!!What is up Italia?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
italiamale1977 Posted March 20 Report Share Posted March 20 Originally posted by queenbitch: Are you going to cry?? Poor little baby. I don't think I need an attitude adjustment but maybe you need a life adjustment. I am quite happy with my attitude, thanks. I will keep you in mind if I ever decide to go for that adjustment but don't hold you breath!!What is up Italia??Nothing much Queen. Whats up with you? I haven't been clubbing much. I've been tied up. ;-) Whats your plans for Friday?GroWLL------------------AOL: Italiamale1977 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
firedup Posted March 20 Report Share Posted March 20 This is definitely on off-color topic. But, if a girl farts to me it's like a real turnoff. I know women are only human but, there not supposed to do that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vixen6970 Posted March 20 Report Share Posted March 20 Never fart in front of a man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sin-sational Posted March 20 Report Share Posted March 20 Stacy, don't sweat the fact that at least queenbitch has girls to back her up. whats a matter no posse of your own maybe you can team up with Worldfag, Jarmenio, tinkershit, and dorkhorse-oops forgot sigmaslut!yeah you guys can call yourselves the nerdherd! ------------------"I walk through the valley of fear, I fear nothing cause I'm the baddest mother fucker in the valley!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLITTER1460 Posted March 21 Report Share Posted March 21 Originally posted by Emmitt:how bout roast beef QUEEFS...WHAT'S A "ROAST BEEF QUEEF??" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
starcapone Posted March 21 Report Share Posted March 21 Originally posted by firedup:This is definitely on off-color topic. But, if a girl farts to me it's like a real turnoff. I know women are only human but, there not supposed to do that. can we say PARADOX!! we're human hun and we fart big deal! we shit also, believe it or not. i can understand if that's a turn-off for u, to each it's own, but to say we're not suppose to do that...*bump* ------------------ * can't deny me, why would u want to .. u need me, why don't u try me .. baby u'd want to .. believe me * Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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