cmb1975 Posted June 7 Report Share Posted June 7 The Secret Language of Women -- Keywords and Their MeaningFineThis is the word a woman uses at the end of any argument in which she feels she is right about but needs to shut you up. Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks. This will cause you to have one of those arguments. Five MinutesThis is really half an hour. It is equivalent to the same "five minutes" that a football game is going to last before you take out the garbage. NothingThis really means "You'd never understand." "Nothing" is usually accompanied by a woman's desire to turn you inside-out, upside-down, and backwards. "Nothing" is often said prior to an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and will end with the word "Fine." Go Ahead (with raised eyebrows)This is not permission. This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine." Go Ahead (with normal eyebrows)This means "I give up" or "do what you wnat because I don't care." You will get the "Go Ahead" with raised eyebrows in just a few minutes, followed by "Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools off. Loud SighThis is not actually a word, but is still a verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment and is wondering why she is wasting her time arguing over "Nothing." Soft SighAgain, not a word, but a verbal statement. "Soft Sighs" are one of the few things that some men actually understand. This means a woman is content and your best bet is to not move or breathe and she will stay content. That's OkayThis is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can say to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you retributions for whatever it is that you have done. "That's Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and used in conjunction with the raised eyebrow "Go Ahead." At some point in the near future when she has plotted and planned, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble. Please DoThis is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance to tell the truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay." ThanksA woman is thanking you. Do not faint, simply say "you're welcome." Thanks a lotThis is much different than "Thanks." A woman will say "Thanks a lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have hurt her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh." Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh," as she will only tell you "Nothing." ------------------The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LavenderMenace Posted June 7 Report Share Posted June 7 LOL!!! I don't usually laugh at these kind of things, but this one is really funny. Thanx------------------"Life has no instruction manual. Parts and labor can be impossible to find. Many go down the road with parts that are in great need of service. A breakdown is eventual." - HR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resident Posted June 7 Report Share Posted June 7 You've omitted the most important one, which we guys really need help in understanding:Do I look fat?Yes, it's a question, whereas all of your examples were statements, but since there is no right answer, your enlightenment is requested. ------------------In G We Trust Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmb1975 Posted June 7 Author Report Share Posted June 7 Originally posted by resident:You've omitted the most important one, which we guys really need help in understanding:Do I look fat?Yes, it's a question, whereas all of your examples were statements, but since there is no right answer, your enlightenment is requested. Oh see now thats a tricky one...you must be very careful when answering this....ITS A TRAP!NEVER EVER TELL A WOMEN SHE LOOKS FAT!!! No matter what she is wearing...If truthfully she looks like she has just shoved 10 pounds of shit into a 5 Pound bag, then find another reason why she shouldnt wear the outfit...like, the other one made your eyes standout more...or some shit...------------------The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resident Posted June 7 Report Share Posted June 7 Originally posted by cmb1975:Oh see now thats a tricky one...you must be very careful when answering this....ITS A TRAP!I know, dear! I'm sure that the correct answer must be chosen extremely carefully, taking into considerations as many factors as possible, such how much time has she already spent in front of the mirror, what size of a dress she is trying to squeeze into, what kind of women are going to be present at the function to be attended, and whether she has already found my Playboy collection...------------------In G We Trust Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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