prison circles (just a lil joke)

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Two guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and

appeared in court before the judge. The judge said, "You seem

like nice young men, and I'd like to give you a second chance

rather than jail time. I want you to go out this weekend and try

to show others the evils of drug use and get them to give up

drugs forever. I'll see you back in court Monday."

Monday, the two guys were in court and the judge said to the

first one, "How did you do over the weekend?"

"Well, your honor, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs

forever."

"17 people? That's wonderful. What did you tell them?"

"I used a diagram, your honor. I drew two circles, one big and

one small, and told them the big circle is your brain before

drugs and the small circle is your brain after drugs."

"That's admirable," said the judge. "And you, how did you do?"

"Well, your honor, I persuaded 156 people to give up drugs

forever."

"156 people! That's amazing! How did you manage to do that!"

"Well, I used the same two circles. I pointed to the small circle

and told them, "this is your asshole before prison......"

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