princess0111 Posted July 24 Report Share Posted July 24 WHAT IS THE BEST AND WORST PICK UP LINE YOU HAVE HEARD......LOL........LET'S SEE WHO HAS THE BEST ONES LOL........TIME TO MAD LAUGHING.................LATERMELANIE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sd Posted July 24 Report Share Posted July 24 Hey, is that a keg in your pants?Cause BABY, I wanna tap that ASS.I have experienced great success with this "line". Its great because you can quickly judge the fun factor of any girl by her reaction to it. If she is shocked, appalled, hits you or simply does not think its funny, move on. Should she laugh, you've got a keeper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
princess0111 Posted July 24 Author Report Share Posted July 24 very cute lol.......that got me laughing lol...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dolik Posted July 24 Report Share Posted July 24 yo you girls wanna make out or WHAT? don't know if thats the best or the worst but...thought it was funny...saw it as somebody's sig on another board. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ronalds Posted July 24 Report Share Posted July 24 -Nice legs....what time do they open?-Do you work for UPS? I thought i sa you checking out my package-You've got 256 bones in your body, want one more.-Want to play Army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me-Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to heaven?-Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I-Do you wash your pants in Windex? Because i can see myself in them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
back2basics- Posted July 24 Report Share Posted July 24 Fancy a drink? Or do you just want the money? Were you busted by the cops earlier?? Because you have got FINE written all over you! I've got VIP passes to Manumission/Twice as Nice/etc. So do you wanna shag? I guess you'd regret it in the morning if we slept together. So how about we sleep together this afternoon? Hi I like your outfit but it will look much better on the floor of my apartment in the morning. fancy a shag? (no?)well do u mind lying down while I have one."Well, you're not up to much so you might as well settle for me..." *beckons Girl over with his finger* If I can make you come with one finger, imagine what I can do with a whole hand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bionic Posted July 24 Report Share Posted July 24 1)Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?2)You're feet must be tired, cause you've bene runnin through my mind all day.3)If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.4)Do you have any Greek in you? Want some? 5)(checks the tag in the back of her shirt) She'll ask: What are you doing? Response: Just checking to see if you were made in heaven.6) Do you have a quarter? Why? Because my mother told me to call her when I fell in love.7) What has two thumbs and loves to eat pussy? (points to self with both thumbs and smiles big) THIS GUY!!!!!!8) What has 2 thumbs and fucks like a tiger..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
msoprano Posted July 24 Report Share Posted July 24 how you dooooooooing!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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