Emmitt Posted July 25 Report Share Posted July 25 31) The Mudslide -- After convincing some girl to give you a little ass munching action, you proceed to unleash a massive flow of diarrhea and sit there and laugh as it runs down her face and body.32) The Fortune Cookie -- After you're done banging some chick, you slip the condom off as you pull out, leaving it in there for the next customer.33) The Eiffel Tower -- When you and a friend decide to work a girl over together. You get her down on all fours with one of you in her mouth and the other going at it doggy style. From this position you give one another a mighty, two-handed high five, making the entire structure resemble> the Eiffel tower.34) The Angry Dragon -- On the first round of the night, work up an extremely large load during a blow job. Just before you're about to explode, grab the back of her head and ram your unit as far down her throat as possible, causing her to gag on your pint of fluid. The result? She spews it out of her nose, making her resemble an angry dragon.35) The Flying Camel -- A personal favorite. As she is lying on her back and you are hammering her from your knees, you carefully balance yourself without using your arms to prop yourself up. You then proceed to flap your arms and let out a long, shrieking howl, much like a camel in distress. Strictly a class move.36) The Fishhook -- A variation of the shocker in which you pull back towards the pussy after you stick your finger up her anus.37) The Ram -- Again, you're attacking from behind, when you start ramming her head against the wall in a rhythmic motion. The force of the wall against her head should allow for deeper penetration. Very handy for those lulls in penile sensitivity.38) The Fountain of You -- While sitting on her face and having her eat your asshole, jerk off like a madman, build up as much pressure as possible before releasing, and spew like a geyser all over her neck, tits, and stomach (Better in her bed).39) The Pink Glove -- This frequently happens during sex when a girl is not wet enough. When you pull out to give her the money, the inside of her twat sticks to your hog. This is referred to as the pink glove.40) The Fish Eye -- Fucking her from behind, you shove your finger in her ass (or his if you are in prison) whereupon she turns around in a one-eyed winking motion to see what the hell is going on back there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnyblackroc Posted July 25 Report Share Posted July 25 You need to seek help! Immediately. Although, I do think these moves are funny as HELL! Especially the Eifel tower! :laugh: :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emmitt Posted July 25 Author Report Share Posted July 25 Originally posted by johnnyblackroc You need to seek help! Immediately. Although, I do think these moves are funny as HELL! Especially the Eifel tower! :laugh: :laugh: hahaha..........the angry dragon is the best....hahaha:laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cigs Posted July 25 Report Share Posted July 25 I think you should change the subject line to "has anyone ever tried these" and then take a poll:D :hump: :hump: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nabuc1 Posted July 25 Report Share Posted July 25 Originally posted by Emmitt hahaha..........the angry dragon is the best....hahaha:laugh: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!Your FUCKING killing me!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allishara Posted July 25 Report Share Posted July 25 your F'in sick Emm... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPYGIRL3 Posted July 25 Report Share Posted July 25 And you wonder why you are at work so late............... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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