nlitnme Posted July 25 Report Share Posted July 25 A little rabbit is happily running through the forest when he stumblesupon a giraffe rolling a joint. The rabbit looks at her and says, "Giraffe my friend, why do you dothis? Come with me running through the forest, you'll see, you'll feel somuch better!" The giraffe looks at him, looks at the joint, tosses it and goes offrunning with the rabbit. Then they come across an elephant doing coke, so the rabbit againsays, "Elephant my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health. Come running with us through the pretty forest, you'll see, you'll feel sogood!" The elephant looks at them, looks at his razor,mirror and all, thentosses them and starts running with the rabbit and giraffe. The three animals then come across a lion about to shoot up heroin..."Lion my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health! Come runningwith us through the sunny forest, you will feel so good!" The lion looks at him, puts down his needle, and starts to beat theshit out of the little rabbit. As the giraffe and elephant watch in horror,they look at him and ask, "Lion, why did you do this? He was merely trying tohelp us all!" The lion answers, "That little fucker makes me run around the forestlike an idiot for hours every time he's on ecstasy!" :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgeacasta2 Posted July 25 Report Share Posted July 25 LOL, that was funny dude Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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