echostar Posted July 28 Report Share Posted July 28 Socialism: You have two pills. You keep one and give one to your fellow raver. Communism: You have two pills. The promoter takes them both and provides you with the opportunity to buy more. Fascism: You have two pills. The bouncers take them and sell them back toyour friends. Bureaucracy: You have two pills. The cops take them both, keeps one, reports the other, pays you by letting you go, and then decides to just throws the one he took from you out the window. Capitalism: You have two pills. You sell one and buy more. Democracy: You have two pills. The government taxes you to the point that you must sell them both in order to support a man in a foreign country who can not rave, which was a gift from your government. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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