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The FdA is considering additional warnings on beer alcohol bottles


angeleyes23

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SUCH AS:

1. WARNING: CONSUMPTION OF ALCOHOL MAY MAKE YOU THINK YOU ARE WHISPERING WHEN YOU ARE NOT.

2. WARNING: CONSUMPTION OF ALCOHOL IS A MAYOR FACTOR OF DANCING LIKE AN ASS-HOLE.

3. WARNING: CONSUMPTION OF ALCOHOL MAY CAUSE YOU TO TELL THE SAME BORING STORY OVER AND OVER TILL YOUR FRIENDS WANT TO SMASH YOUR HEAD IN!!!!!

4. WARNING: CONSUMPTION OF ACLOHOL MAY LEAD YOU TO BELIEVE THAT EX-LOVERS ARE REALLY DYING FOR YOU TO TELEPHONE THEM AT FOUR IN THE MORNING.

5. WARNING: CONSUMPTION OF ACLOHOL MAY CAUSE YOU TO ROLL OVER IN THE MORNING AND SEE SOMETHING REALLY SCARY( WHOSE SPECIES NAME YOU CAN'T REMEMBER!!!!!)

6. WARNING: CONSUMPTION OF ACLOHOL IS THE LEADING CAUSE OF INEXPLICABLE RUG BURNS ON THE FOREHEAD.

7. WARNING: CONSUMPTION OF ALCOHOL MAY ACTUALLY CAUSE PREGNANCY.

I WANTED TO WARN ALL YOU GUYS....BE CAREFUL!!!!!

:D :D :)

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