shlonger Posted August 3 Report Share Posted August 3 Now that the market has closed, u all will notice that there is a horde of people beginning the march on to the jersey shore... As you go down the parkway u begin to irrationally think that the entire continent will be at the jersey shore this weekend. Well, its true, for word has gotten out (again) that I will make my presence somewhere along the NJ section of the eastern seaboard. I genuinely appreciate all those individuals, some from as far away as Guada La Harra, who have taken the insurmountable risks associated with the extensive walk from your origin, to NJ, to be closer to my holiness. I rule wherever I am present, much like King Kamehameha... For those of you who dont know, King Kamehameha had anyone that looked at him killed, although I am less ruthless, and more understanding towards the futility and feebleness of anyone outside of my crew who is attentive to these posts, so I pardon you... The March Across the Americas, aka The Shlonger Parade ends in Belmar with DJais happy hour on Sunday, with the unveiling of my monument. All those who plan to attend, be careful. The line has already started forming, and the crowd is getting restless, and that is only the beginnning. When my crew and I step into DJAIS, everyone will know, for our aura will be so overwhelming, that if I had to pick one word synonomous with it, I would say TSUNAMI. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goodfella73823 Posted August 3 Report Share Posted August 3 lol boy these post just get better and beeter,i want to know what book u are getting these from schlonger please let me know this is just to funny.u should really do some stand up comedy.keep up the good work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xtotaleclipsex Posted August 3 Report Share Posted August 3 How many homo morons are we going to get posting how godly and awful they think they are. Instead of wasting your time with such long posts go to the top of the highest near by building so you can be worshipped ...and make sure you step off the ledge when you are done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shlonger Posted August 3 Author Report Share Posted August 3 Hey good fella, the answer to your response is no book. I am a walking, unabridged dictionary, and I am well-educated. I surround myself with some of the most creative and innovative individuals who coincidentally happen to be God's 2nd - 6th most exceptional and essential humans ever created. Astonishingly, we are light years ahead of the norm pertaining to intelligence, physique, female disciples, and obviously grammatical skill. I yearn to type more, but unfortunately, the sounds of repetitive crests followed by troughs, and the numerous partisans are chanting my name...Shonger, Shlonger, Shlonger... and have begun to grow over-anxious in lingering for my influx, and my crews incursion onto the streets and sands of the jersey shore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xtotaleclipsex Posted August 3 Report Share Posted August 3 Are you a Star Trek Dork or something...? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shlonger Posted August 3 Author Report Share Posted August 3 see previous post xto... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shlonger Posted August 3 Author Report Share Posted August 3 I meant my prrevious thread for your response babe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goodfella73823 Posted August 3 Report Share Posted August 3 lol stop it schlonger u are killing me i am about to lose my lung ,i am dying with laughter u really have to do stand up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shlonger Posted August 6 Author Report Share Posted August 6 I am the foundation for the jersey shore... if i go down, which is impossible, then the whole scene goes with me. I am the greatest, and you should all bow down to me, and ask to kiss the ground I walk on... See my new thread for a weekend recap and more HOLY SCRIPTURES. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pipdaddy Posted August 6 Report Share Posted August 6 i think i might have seen you at djais friday night....was that you wandering around, staring into space, mumbling incomprehensible thoughts to no one but your imaginary friends #2-6? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPYGIRL3 Posted August 6 Report Share Posted August 6 Originally posted by shlonger The March Across the Americas, aka The Shlonger Parade ends in Belmar with DJais happy hour on Sunday, with the unveiling of my monument. All those who plan to attend, be careful. The line has already started forming, and the crowd is getting restless, and that is only the beginnning. When my crew and I step into DJAIS, everyone will know, for our aura will be so overwhelming, that if I had to pick one word synonomous with it, I would say TSUNAMI. You are amusing to say the least:laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shlonger Posted August 7 Author Report Share Posted August 7 Originally posted by pipdaddy i think i might have seen you at djais friday night....was that you wandering around, staring into space, mumbling incomprehensible thoughts to no one but your imaginary friends #2-6? Wrong...ass! I didnt make it to DJais on Fri, I was too busy conquering your girlfriend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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