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A little girl was playing in the garden when she

spotted two spiders

mating.

"Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked.

"They're mating," her father replied.

"What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?" she

asked.

"That's a daddy longlegs." her father answered.

"So, the other one is a mommy longlegs?" the little

girl asked.

"No," her father replied. "Both of them are daddy

longlegs."

The little girl thought for a moment, then took her

foot and stomped them flat.

"Well, we're not having THAT sort of sh*t in our

garden."

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Originally posted by bouncyboy

A little girl was playing in the garden when she

spotted two spiders

mating.

"Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked.

"They're mating," her father replied.

"What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?" she

asked.

"That's a daddy longlegs." her father answered.

"So, the other one is a mommy longlegs?" the little

girl asked.

"No," her father replied. "Both of them are daddy

longlegs."

The little girl thought for a moment, then took her

foot and stomped them flat.

"Well, we're not having THAT sort of sh*t in our

garden."

Ahh jokes about homophobic young girls... they always bring a tear to my eye.

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