bouncyboy Posted August 9 Report Share Posted August 9 A little girl was playing in the garden when she spotted two spiders mating. "Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked. "They're mating," her father replied. "What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?" she asked. "That's a daddy longlegs." her father answered. "So, the other one is a mommy longlegs?" the little girl asked. "No," her father replied. "Both of them are daddy longlegs." The little girl thought for a moment, then took her foot and stomped them flat. "Well, we're not having THAT sort of sh*t in our garden." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
back2basics- Posted August 9 Report Share Posted August 9 Originally posted by bouncyboy A little girl was playing in the garden when she spotted two spiders mating. "Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked. "They're mating," her father replied. "What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?" she asked. "That's a daddy longlegs." her father answered. "So, the other one is a mommy longlegs?" the little girl asked. "No," her father replied. "Both of them are daddy longlegs." The little girl thought for a moment, then took her foot and stomped them flat. "Well, we're not having THAT sort of sh*t in our garden." Ahh jokes about homophobic young girls... they always bring a tear to my eye. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silente Posted August 9 Report Share Posted August 9 <grins> I love that this joke and the "unconditional acceptance" story were right next to each other. That made me giggle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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